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Loves His Wife |
I'd like to have some of what they were smoking when they looked at their pedestrian salt shaker and thought "If only this had ambiance lighting and a blue tooth speaker". I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears. | |||
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And the dribble glass. | |||
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Info Guru |
It is - you can have one for just $99! (If you happen to have a hundred dollar bill laying around that you were going to use to light a cigar with) https://www.google.com/search?...ceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
I'm not going to Google that!!   “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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| That rug really tied the room together. |
Id definitely buy one.I mean come on, it can measure the exact amount of salt I need while giving me some much needed ambiance. ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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What if you ask it to dispense a whole teaspoon? Does it tell you you're using too much salt?  | |||
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This guy can't wait for his to arrive: -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Make it a Fleshlight, too, and they'll have something. | |||
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| Info Guru |
That would ruin the ambiance!
Now, what would be cool is if it had a tiny radar system and could fire off a blast of salt like that bug assault gun they advertise...Maybe a 50 foot radius where it could track and shoot flies automatically? Now that would be cool “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
If they make one to help you through constipation or IBS would it be a Shmits? | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
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His Royal Hiney |
Wow. you are right, sir. I stopped at 52 seconds. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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My sodium is high because the Russians hacked my Smalt. Not my fault. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Seems to me to be an answer to a question no one asked. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado |
Oh god. _________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
Pajama boy, hipster bullshit. "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Drug Dealer |
This makes teats on a boar hog look absolutely indispensable. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Now if they combine this with "The Clapper" and "Life Alert", I'm all in. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
A Smoon Tang or a Smitties, whatever. | |||
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Member |
Should have a liquor dispenser like that just say Alexa I want to get shit faced and it gives you double shots "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin, 1759-- Special Edition - Reverse TT 229ST.Sig Logo'd CTC Grips., Bedair guide rod | |||
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I should know better than to read Sf at work. Caught me when the smirk turned into laughter cause of this thread. Thanks for the humor! | |||
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