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Behold! I give you Smalt:




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2e1x5IaO7k

Yes, there is a legit startup raising funds going on. I don't want to post the link - you can find it on Google if so inclined.



“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams
 
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This is one of those times when you read the headline and it sounds like clickbait (not ragging on you, 'Bama), but it is, in fact, absolutely true. Wink


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If that is what it takes to enhance your dining experience, you are dining with the wrong people.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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I am at a loss for words........


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Can I just buy the shell?

Cause none of my friends would know (or care) what it is.
 
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If that is what it takes to enhance your dining experience, you are dining with the wrong people.

FIFY

On the other hand, I'm good with it if it keeps the Millennials fat, happy, distracted, and paying into Social Security on my behalf.


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WTF...I actually found that video nauseating. Unbelievable.
 
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What have we all become? Frown
 
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How do you spell stupid?

S M A L T
 
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Is this real?!


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By millennials, for millennials. It should also despense vagasil instead of salt.



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Well, that's not any more useless an idea than the pet rock I suppose, and that guy made millions.

Anyway, I'll stick with my trusty salt shaker, thanks.


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Call me when they introduce the Smussy.
 
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So, it's a salt shaker you control with a phone app. Where do I order? Roll Eyes

Oh, and you can control it with Alexa. "Hey Alexa, tell that bitch Smalty to give me some fucking salt!"


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For some reason, comments are disabled on YouTube.


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0:11 It also features a built-in mood light to set the ambiance. (Rhymes with ambulance.)
 
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Call me when I can get an app that will eat for me so I don't have to waste time doing stuff needlessly


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Call me when they introduce the Smussy.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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This ranks right up there beside the electric spoon.

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Obviously for those can't control themselves and their habits and urges.
 
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