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Nothing. But I am my own pizza delivery guy. I usually order ahead, stop in and pick it up on my way home.
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Depends on delivery fee. Zero fee $3-4 for small order ($20-25). $4-5 if it is a bigger order and they bring drinks that are actually cold.
If there is a delivery fee I tip $5, they can figure out how to slice it up at the shop. If it's a $4 fee, sorry driver is only getting a buck.
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$5 or maybe $6 especially if the weather is shitty.
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Haven't had pizza deliver in years. But when I did, there was usually a delivery fee added plus I add no more than 5 bucks.
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I'd rather eat the box than eat the pizza from Dominos. Why some people order from there when almost every town has at least 1 or 2 good pizza places is beyond me.
To answer the question at hand, usually $3-4. Delivery fees piss me off unless they actually go to the driver. But a lot of times they don't.
I give a $3 tip. The company always charges a delivery fee, but I am not sure who that goes to. I think $3 is a good tip; especially since both delivery companies are within 3 miles of my house.
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$4 or $5 typically. It’s worth it because we usually only get it take out when the weather really sucks and no one wants to go out in it.
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4-5 bucks for a couple pizzas.
Or "Stay out of dark alleys", that is a good tip.
|Circling the bowl|
Yeah, he wants his $2.
I know, wrong product. But for the remake, it could be the pizza guy.
No matter what the total is.
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I'm the pizza delivery guy and I don't get shit, except a little silence while they eat.
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I got to be honest, it depends.
If there is a delivery fee (and there is) I assume that goes to the driver, if it doesn't, they should call it something else.
After that, I will go as low as a buck if the guy is unkempt, but if he looks respectable I might go as high as 3 bones.
I have had a shitton of pizza delivered on more than one occasion. Even though the delivery guy's only increased work is the to/from the car twice, I go $20, which I am sure he finds cheap on a $3-500 order of pizza and wings.
I own a bunch of Sigs with Beavertails...
I let him sleep inside at night.
We live far enough out in the sticks that we don’t pass the “banjo test” for the nearest Dominoes.
So I order and pay for pizza with the app, then my son picks them up on his way home from his town job.
Mines usually around $5. I tend to order a bit more if we do delivery since, with fees, tax, and tip, it costs probably $17 or $18 for a $9.99 type deal. And from what I understand, the dumbass delivery fee doesn't go to the driver. I don't like to do delivery, but I cough up the money for convenience at times.
Should give her more than just the tip...
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3 plus the change
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Normally $4-$5. If a delivery fee in involved then $2 unless they are motivated, polite, or helpful. Then I might add a couple of bucks more.
I answer the door with no shirt on. Sometimes they drop the pizza and run away.
Depends on the total, but never less than 5. I make damn good money now, but I’ve worked in about every food type industry I could when I was a kid. Getting by was hard with those jobs. That extra few bucks each delivery paid my beer fund/gas/rent (in that order).
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