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Nullus Anxietas
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This literally made me LOL Smile




"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
 
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A day late, and
a dollar short
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Big Grin


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Good one! Big Grin
 
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Sis in law & hub have one.
Shit creeps me.
Funny but not in me casa
 
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Chip away the stone
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He shot the Echo
But he did not shoot the Siri too?
 
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A Grateful American
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Originally posted by rusbro:
He shot the Echo
But he did not shoot the Siri too?



Don't tell Siri... 'bout a ting.
Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded.
Talkin' to Siri, 'bout a ting.
Cuz ev'ry little 'ting, bein' recor-ded.




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Posts: 43881 | Location: ...... I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (in Arkansas) | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
10mm is The
Boom of Doom
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I'm not sure which is scarier, one of these hooked to the cloud, or one whose AI is advanced enough to no longer need the cloud.




The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

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Thank you
Very little
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Wife got one, dang thing answered the neighbor talking to me LOL we don't use it much, she thought it would be cool, basically I use it to hold down the mail and papers I keep on the counter. Maybe its reading those papers....
 
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That's a rip-off of the original.


Why do you carry around the house? What are you afraid of?

Decepticons.

Decepticons? She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
 
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Originally posted by exx1976:
That's a rip-off of the original.


Why do you carry around the house? What are you afraid of?

Decepticons.

Decepticons? She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.





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Alea iacta est
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^^^^^^^ That's the one.
 
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Never trust the toaster.
 
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I need ANOTHER female voice in the house?
 
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Laughed my ass off. Thanks for posting


Regards, Kent j

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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


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Good Post OP.

About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there.
They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left.
Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.


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bigger government
= smaller citizen
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Good Post OP.

About 5 miles south of me, where an elderly man and woman live, two men broke into their house in the middle of the day while the owners were there.
They beat the old man so bad that he will never be the same, but he did live. They beat the old lady too. They robbed them and left.
Carrying while at home...meh, not a bad idea.


Come on man... /sigh

Someone could post a hilarious thing about farting and we'd either get politics or "better to be judged by 12 vs carried by six" by the end of the page.




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Posts: 9156 | Location: West Michigan | Registered: April 20, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It's a variation of Godwin's Law.


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
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