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Unhyphenated American |
Severity-Extreme Urgency-Immediate Response Type-Monitor alert Category-Safety Certainty-Likely __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Trump wrote off California so I'm sure he doesn't give a shit.  Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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The Donald reached out me in the Yoop while I was in Burger King. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our program of dance music to bring you a special bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. At twenty minutes before eight, central time, Professor Farrell of the Mount Jennings Observatory, Chicago, Illinois, reports observing several explosions of incandescent gas, occurring at regular intervals on the planet Mars. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
Did the Ruskies land? | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
My wife and I were in the same place at the time. She got the message, I did not. Therefore, Trump likes my wife, but not me  BIDEN SUCKS. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Thought this was going to be a Randy Newman thread. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Knowing is Half the Battle |
A population boom about 40-42 weeks later. | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
I was in a classroom and thought it was a fire or lockdown drill until one of the students said it was an Amber Alert. | |||
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Attack plan R. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Right about now in a B-52, Maj. Kong and the boys are about to go toe-to-toe nuclear combat with the Rooskies  : | |||
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| "The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr. |
Two guys in my shop didn’t get it. But I got it three times. | |||
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Truth Seeker |
I was driving by myself and it scared the crap out of me as I have my phone connected to my audio system for music and got the blaring emergency alert out of nowhere. I wondered how many people got it at the exact same time just as you described being in a store and everyone’s phone went off at the same time with the alert. NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
Well, The Donald was concerned about your intake of Double Whoppers....Or so I've heard...(Three?? Really??) _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
Liberal wimmin be crazy  | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
I didn't get a message. Of course, my flip phone was turned off, so that probably is the reason. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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 If it ain't woke... don't fix it. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
I didn't open this thread yesterday, because I though it was just some kind of joke, and that's because of the vague and ambiguous subject line. So, what do you figure, guys? How many more times will I have to say this before it sinks in? Five thousand times? Clear subject lines. Clear and unambiguous subject lines. Tell members what your thread is about BEFORE they open it. BEFORE they open it. Clarity over cleverness, please. First and foremost, be clear. If you can be clever while first being clear, more power to you, but first and foremost, be CLEAR. "Beep beep beep" does not come even close to being clear. It's not even in the same galaxy as clear. ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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