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46and2
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He needs a Massey Prenup.

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nasig
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Kalvin sounds like a slow learner
 
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braillediver
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The lease option with no long term ownership.


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ulsterman
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Tell Kalvin to find a friend with benefits.
 
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rusbro
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Has anyone here ever known a "Kalvin" to actually take good advice and decide to not go through with a marriage everyone else knows is obviously foolish? I sure have not.
 
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bigwagon
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For his sake, I hope the OP is just "asking for a friend."
 
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Kalvin=bendable Cool


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Originally posted by parabellum:
A train leaves Omaha at 9:15 pm local time, traveling east at 50 miles per hour. At the same time, Kalvin gets another bad idea...


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irreverent
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Para's got this right. This guy and gal may not be the marrying kind...he does need to look into a mirror. So does she. Sounds like poor choices in both cases, but hey, if they want to roll the dice, wth.. sounds like they're on a roll..


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He can visit Reno, NV a few times a year. Or get an online girlfriend. I don't recommend the poison candy of porn but it seems to be less worse than the kabuki dance of pre-failed matrimony.


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Recent studies have shown that marriage is the leading cause of divorce.


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the hitch is THE hitch



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RHINOWSO
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Kalvin should just keep it in his pants for a while.
This. Why purchase when you can rent?
 
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Para's got this right. This guy and gal may not be the marrying kind...he does need to look into a mirror. So does she. Sounds like poor choices in both cases, but hey, if they want to roll the dice, wth.. sounds like they're on a roll..

I agree he needs to look in the mirror. She may be smart as hell. Marriage may be her 401(k).
 
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Tell Kalvin to get a dog, and rent a hooker when he is in the mood, much cheaper, and at least the dog is happy to see you everyday.

Tell Kalvin, if he has any doubts about this idea to lock both the dog and Kelly in the trunk of his car for an hour, then see which one is happy to see him when he opens it.



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slosig
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The old saying goes, "A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

I don't know if there is an old saying about third marriages, but if there is it probably goes something like, "That's just nucking futs!"
 
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Loaded Round
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He would be best served to remain single.
 
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Tell Kalvin, if he has any doubts about this idea to lock both the dog and Kelly in the trunk of his car for an hour, then see which one is happy to see him when he opens it.
LOL, that is too funny/true.
 
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jimmy123x
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Why doesn't he just make her sign a prenup???
 
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bigdeal
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Originally posted by parabellum:
Kalvin should just keep it in his pants for a while.
Don't know about that, but Kalvin most assuredly shouldn't put a ring on it. Wink


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