There's a whole lot of hot college age chicks advertising for sugar daddies that'll be cheaper and funner than a third wife.

Sounds like a story problem:

Kalvin had two marriages totalling 11.5 years which cost him a cool 700 Gs. Kalvin wants to take another run at it. If Kalvin has 416.00 in his checking account....

You know why divorce is so expensive?

It's worth it.

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Kalvin wants to get married, but there is a hitch

There's a hitch alright, but ole Kalvin hasn't seemed to figure out what it is yet...

A train leaves Omaha at 9:15 pm local time, traveling east at 50 miles per hour. At the same time, Kalvin gets another bad idea...

Kalvin=bendable

Kalvin needs to be aware of the multiple layers here. Kalvin needs legal assistance to discuss everything from prenups to irrevocable trusts and everything in between. Kalvin needs to be fully aware of both intentional and unintentional consequences of transferring assets out of his name.

Best of luck to Kalvin and I hope it all works out for him and his bride to be

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Originally posted by parabellum:
A train leaves Omaha at 9:15 pm local time, traveling east at 50 miles per hour. At the same time, Kalvin gets another bad idea...

"The train wreck of emotion"

Kalvin:
Don't do it.

As Kanye West said: "Prenup, it's something that you need to have."

OTOH, if you are in a position where Mr. West Esq.'s advice is both timely and relevant for you, you likely have other issues that are more pervasive, imminent, and/or fundamental.

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Originally posted by Xer0:
There's a whole lot of hot college age chicks advertising for sugar daddies that'll be cheaper and funner than a third wife.

Excellent point. There's a website for that but I can't recall the name. Does Kalvin realize the more times you get married, the less chance each subsequent marriage will be successful? Is Kalvin a slow learner?

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Originally posted by LDD:
As Kanye West said: "Prenup, it's something that you need to have."

This would be a good time to insert that video in a post

Sounds like Kalvin is a glutton for punishment, bendable just get a rock solid prenup.

If she won't sign a pre-nup, she is trying to take advantage of Kalvin. If she signs it, he should be good to go. Some people learn from their mistakes, and perhaps he will be a better husband type this time.

Very NSFW




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u-Fr8CXCQ

Thanks Chance, classic!

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Originally posted by bendable:
colorado,
kelly is 5 years younger and also divorced twice.

I can't see any way things could go wrong, here.

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Originally posted by old rugged cross:

Thanks Chance, classic!

Yep, thanks Chance!!! That was great!

Tell Kalvin to get a dog, and rent a hooker when he is in the mood, much cheaper, and at least the dog is happy to see you everyday.