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And his street address on his neck?
 
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He has Lifelock.


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SSN on Forehead
Area Code on neck

afraid to ask where he put the zip code...



 
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He has Lifelock.


Hehe


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I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...



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Is that a 6 or a 5? Maybe that's why the cops haven't caught up with him? Big Grin


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I have a very strange friend (who is a Mennonite minister if you can believe that) who has his SSN tattooed on his armor like the holocaust tattoos


He is a good guy. But no, um, fan?, of the government

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Needs to add 281 also
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...


Think you are correct.
 
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What a devastating loss to society if this genius was to die. It'd be tragic.



I found what you said riveting.
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and guess that he doesn't have much in the way of bank accounts or assets to protect...


I concur.
 
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Maybe he grew tired of all the ID cards* you have to carry around today and thought he could simplify things.
Or maybe he's a dumbass.

*Social Security, driver's license, auto insurance, TSA Precheck, US passport, medical insurance, prescription insurance, debit and credit cards, store discount cards (1 per store), carry permit, military ID, library card, take a shit card, ...
 
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Ha, the last person whose ID you'd want to steal!




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Head and neck tats are the best! (Not really so much)



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You’d think that if you’re chosen profession put you on the wrong side of the law you might not want all those identifying marks where everyone can see them.


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Maybe it's his prison number too? Eek
 
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The real joke will be on anybody who uses it to steal his identity.
 
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This thread has brought up some valid points.

Note to self: remove social security number tattoo from forehead.
 
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Hopefully they will add his cell block tatted on his ass


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