Lie down with dogs and you get fleas.

And PETA is a bunch of loons.LOL Not all loons are mentally ill.

My wife and I had this discussion on our morning walk.

I am, by nature, a contrary sonofabitch, and more than a bit anti-social too.

I am just waiting for some politically correct snowflake to bitch at me about something I say. I will fucking UNLOAD on him/her/it. My goal will be to reduce them to a quivering, weeping mass of butthurt. The only limit on my politically incorrect tirade will be references to race or religion and (possibly) sexual orientation if they're blatantly outside the binary norm. Everything else will be fair game.

I'll probably get arrested for hate speech.

I just had a cheeseburger. Yum. Free too. I had a coupon.
PETA, go fook thyselves!

They screwed the pooch again.

Earlier today, the relish, mustard and bun at Costco were lonely and asked a delicious wiener to join them for lunch. I enjoyed their company.

Sharing that just made me feel all Face booky. Sorry.

Well that's just the camel's nose under the tent. Next they'll want voting rights for animals... sons of bitches.

This approach is "social terrorism" Since we are talking about it, they are winning.

What's odd is these PETA loons never bitch at Bikers who wear Leather.

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Originally posted by zipriderson:

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instead of saying “bring home the bacon,” you should say “bring home the bagels.”

As a Jewish person, I'm offended by this

'Scuse me? You'd prefer that those poor, delicate bagels be homeless? You insensitive rat!!

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Originally posted by PHPaul:
My goal will be to reduce them to a quivering, weeping mass of butthurt.

Call us, Paul! We wanna come watch!


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From the article:
"Social media users have mocked the alternate phrases, with one person saying, 'Come on PETA, there are bigger fish to fry.'"

As long as I can still use anti-animal ammo when hunting....oh wait

What a dog and pony show

Fuck PETA and the horse they rode in on.

They make asses of themselves all the time.
They are just sheep.
Part of the herd.
Barking up the wrong tree, trying to herd cats.
They should all live in pig pens, quit clucking like the hens they are, and mooooooove on.

I'm just horsing around, but really, I find it emusing.

Shut up, hippies.

Punk ass PETA fools will find that if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

I'd like to beat those PETA weirdos like a rented mule.

Sorry peta, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

The Brit saying "no room to swing a dead cat" is actually an old Royal Naval saying, "no room to swing a cat". This refers to the "cat o nine tails", a whip that was used to lash sailors who were sentenced to corporal punishment. The penalty was administered on the open main deck because the lower decks were so low and confining that there was no room to "swing the cat".

I was raised on a Minnesota farm. We were trained to take care of animals and treat them humanely, they were our livelihood, when we ate them or sold them to others who ate them. I learned that happy cows gave more milk, and all the rest. We were also subsistence hunters and fisherman, I learned the value of a single round of .22 Short. You would be astounded at the number of tree rodents it takes to make stew for 23 people.
PETA folks are just a product of our twisted lefty inspired society, they need to work for a living.

If God didn’t want us to eat meat, he wouldn’t have made it taste so good.

They're nuthin but lazy bastids...