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Dances with Wiener Dogs
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More silly than funny. Oldie, but I still like it.



Thanks


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“The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand

“If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul
 
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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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Nice Watch




 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Don’t add me, but just to prove I can read and follow instructions...







What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Please count me in, thanks for the chance Dave!
 
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Alienator
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Thanks Dave.

Bold strategy for my dog Harley, he almost got kicked in the head last night.



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Psalm 118:24 "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it"
 
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Vote the
BASTIDS OUT!
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Hillary Clinton will be President.


Well, I thought that was funny. Wink

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John

"Building a wall will violate the rights of millions of illegals." [Nancy Pelosi]
 
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God will always provide
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In Please.

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear.... a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room... they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, Dear, Jewelry !
 
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Please count me in. Thanks.

Adios,

Pizza Bob


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Wait, what?
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Thanks, and please include me in your generous karma!

How are a waiter and a Rabbi alike?

They both take tips...




“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
 
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Gone but Together Again.
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Please add me to the list and thank you for the opportunity.


The 10 Best Caddy Replies

# 10 Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
" Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

# 9 Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

# 8 Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

# 7 Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy "Eventually."

# 6 Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

# 5 Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of A distraction."
Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 4 Golfer "How do you like my game?"
Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

# 3 Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

# 2 Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 1 Best Caddy Comment Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
 
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A Grateful American
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"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Conservative Behind
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Originally posted by gearhounds:
Thanks, and please include me in your generous karma!

How are a waiter and a Rabbi alike?

They both take tips...


I heard it a little differently:

Q: Did you hear about the rabbi that didn't charge for circumcisions?

A: He just worked for tips.



I found what you said riveting.
 
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Thanks, Dave.


Zoom for the win!
But please include me.
Thanks.


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Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
 
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Crusty old
curmudgeon
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I'd like a shot at this Dave. Thanks.



Jim


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Living my life my way
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Please include me in your generous offer

 
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No meme here.
I did go to a rifle match with 30, yep 30, reloads that didn't have powder in them ...
I must have made them sleep walking ..
Duhh,
 
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The Karmanator
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Include me please. That is a fine looking watch!


 
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I read about the man who got bit by the bare.

Reminded me about my wife. She grew up around Saratoga Wyoming. As a tean she hunted bare. One afternoon she was stopped by a game warden and he told her to get dressed.


Officers lives matter!
 
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
 
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