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"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones



 
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Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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Great idea for a thread.




When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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Who is that guy named Chet, and why oh why is he roasting his nuts over an open fire?
 
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"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
 
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"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
 
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Who is that guy named Chet, and why oh why is he roasting his nuts over an open fire?


Because, "everybody knows a turkey . . . ."



God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve!
God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve!

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

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funny stuff
 
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Not complete without a little Calvin and Hobbes:


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
 
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Go ahead punk, make my day
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Keep them coming, LOL


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Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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Santa in Chicago!




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
 
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Actual photographic proof that Rudolf was not allowed to play in any reindeer games.

 
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