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.22LR Mini-gun? What about a flash-bang? |
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My P229 loaded with PMC Starfire HP (have a few on hand) and the SP101 with XTP's. Zombie yotes will require prayer before and after the attack.
The bacon cheeseburger could be called entrapment. |
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OK, what we got is about 175 rabid Zombie Coyotes comin' straight at you.
OK, now WTMF do you carry? |
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Unpossible. Costs more than I make in like 3 months. Wife would never allow it. |
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American 180. |
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Too bad you can't CCW hand grenades
I'd think a high cap 9mm with Gold Dots would be sufficient. We shoot them from my bil's back yard in Reno, which backs up to BLM land, with .22 LR and maxi-mags no problemo. That's from rifles though. State pays $5 a pelt but not worth the trouble so the vultures get them instead. .................................................................................................................. A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly. But the traitor moves among those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the galleys, heard in the very hall of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor - he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their garment, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation - he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city - he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared. ∑ Cicero, 42 B.C. |
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Run away and if at all possible throw the nearest little old lady at them. That will slow them down while you get back home and board the place up while laughing like a maniac about how you "totally snapped that old bitch's hip like it was made of Sweet Tarts!" |
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My freshly soiled trousers. |
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I've never seen coyote's "pack" up. BUT, I'd shoot what I practice and compete with. The poppers are about the width of a Coyote chest.
__________________________ Rolan Kraps Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home |
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Three-time Nobel Peace Prize nominee |
One sec.
OK, we've got steroid-fed trained killer lhasa apsos moving in from the southwest. Looks like about 80 or so. |
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If it were only 25-30 coyotes, then claymores or fragmentation grenades might work. But 175...
Tactical Nuke should do the job. |
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Can I buy some pot from you? |
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Yeah, you're not gonna be laughin' when those lhasas take you down at the ankle and eat your face, joy-man.
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Thanks folkhero72, I haven't laughed like that in a long time. In answer to the question, my 229 because that is what I'm most accurate with.
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Temik mixed with hamburger meat. Takes about 3 steps for them to kill over.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." ************************************************************* "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." |
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Call Brother Maynard with the Holy Hand Gernade. |
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P228 with a Mec-Gar P226 flush fit 17 round magazine with an X-Grip adaptor and two more magazines for backup. I would load it with a high quality JHP from Federal or Speer.
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Throw Michael Vick at them. closing in on 1000, gotta start thinking about Karma |
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Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
OK, at this point all you can really carry is your favorite hi-cap and a well-wrapped, very bloody chuck roast cut into chunks. With, you know, maybe a little Lea & Perrins and bell pepper slices in case they're kinda upscale canids. Make sure you stay as close as possible to a body of water to try to draw off some of the rabid animals. Throw the meat in front of the biggest coyotes or lhasa apsos you can find that are focused on you. Shoot one of them in the butt in hopes it'll lash out at those around it, creating a fight and some confusion within the ranks of the furry.
Pray devoutly while backtracking with said hi-cap drawn, and get as many head or front shoulder shots as may be reasonably possible. Plan on taking fourteen shots in the stomach if you don't bleed out before the EMTs get there. When you heal up, lobby to ban lhasa apsos - you'll get on TV, meet Oprah and make millions! |
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