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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Your patient checks into triage wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers, a garbage bag and Mardi Gras beads... My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | ||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Was she hawt? ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.  |
All I got is "yuck", I cannot see that ending well. ________________________ "Don't mistake activity for achievement." John Wooden, "Wooden on Leadership" | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
No, he wasn't. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss |
 Sometimes I really miss working in the ER, others? Not so much. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Perhaps not hot, but likely sweaty | |||
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| Member |
"But Sarge, I just had my car cleaned. Why can't they go in your car?" "Because I'm the Sgt." | |||
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| Member |
And the presenting complaint was???? | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
That's OK, we don't really need pictures after all. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Drug Dealer |
From my days of working in hospitals: The people you get to see nekid aren't the ones you wanna see nekid.  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Member |
So was he wearing the bag on his head? | |||
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| Not really from Vienna |
Bromhidrosis maybe | |||
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| Member |
I am sure that was one of the symptoms noted, but typically these individuals have a diminished olfactory system. Was thinking substance abuse might be a possibility. | |||
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| Team Apathy |
This statement also holds true for those of us who work in jails. | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
Yuck. I just had cataract surgery. I was joking with the surgeon that I would like the xray vision option. I mean at $3315 per eye, I might as well go all out. So the day following the operation, I go back so they can remove the bandages. The aide or whatever really could have played offensive line. She was that big. Its when I realized the request for superman type vision was foolish. Edited to add: if you want to see nekkidness, go to a titty bar. Those girls are selected to not offend. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Corgis Rock |
Gomer 4? Gomer "Get Out of My Emergency Room" After the tectal exam, you put a piece of fecal matter on the upper lip. Then count the number of days it takes for it to be removed “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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member |
My wife was a Park Police officer in Montgomery County MD. One night (parks close at sunset), she encountered a guy wearing a g-string and combat boots (nothing else), parading around the park. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
That's how it is in policing too.... "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Info Guru |
Saw this today   “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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