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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | ||
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Early preparation of a Christmas side-dish? -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Honey! The food is eating the food! ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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You! Yeah you with the camera! My wine glass needs filling! | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
I sure do like Hominy. And wine! I like Hominy and wine!! _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
A tad rare but it'll pair nicely with Wal-mart Private Label Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Ellie Mae! | |||
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Opossums relish ticks and consume vast quantities of those nasty buggers. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
 "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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This shit smells like road kill. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Fun Fact: There are no Opossums in the Yoop. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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paradox in a box |
The corn encourages the opossum to spit out more sand so that the meat isn't grainy. These go to eleven. | |||
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| Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth  |
....granny insisted on using the guest china.... **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Garçon! Garçon!! When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Waiter! I ordered a glass of E. Guigal Ermitage Ex-Voto, 2012. You brought me a glass of Manischewitz Cream White Concord, 2016. C'est un scandale! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
I bet he plays dead when the check arrives. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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Bone 4 Tuna |
Time to turn the Marsupial into a Mar-soup-meal _________________________ An unarmed man can only flee from evil and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it. - Col Jeff Cooper NRA Life Member Long Live the Super Thirty-Eight | |||
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Ammoholic |
FTW! Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Gramma said her new cat was ugly , but Cheese and crackers! Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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| Who Woulda Ever Thought? |
The late great George Jones when he stopped by for Thanksgiving dinner back in 1995. | |||
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