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^^^ LOL!


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That rug really tied
the room together.
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A "friend" told me that his large gas station fountain soda would get stolen from his station when he went on break. One day, he pissed in the cup, filled it to the top, and went on break. Some guy was projectile vomiting when he got back from break. Coincidence? Shrug.

I would be RUTHLESS if someone was stealing my food. Pubic hair and grease sandwiches. Yum!


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Not as lean, not as mean,
Still a Marine
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I used to work in a print shop, and the head press operator had a habit of sending someone on any errand and then he'd go through their lunch box.
He tried it on me once, as I was aware of his antics I circled back around on him. Grabbed a screwdriver and stuck it into the bench near his hand as he was going in my lunch box.
Told him flat out, touch my lunch again, lose the hand.

He never tried it with me again.




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