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Since the fact that I’ve never lived a day in Kansas doesn’t seem to matter, nor that I would want to manage the state from Virginia, I’d say my chances are about the same as the teen candidates that are also running.....

This is one of the more bizarre things I’ve seen recently


https://www.npr.org/sections/t...enter-governors-race


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Nice picture....Ummmm, is the plural of "Doofus" Doofuses?

Eek Big Grin


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I'd run, too, but I don't have a blue blazer.



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I'd run. But I don't have a read sweater or people skills.




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Nice picture....Ummmm, is the plural of "Doofus" Doofuses?

Eek Big Grin
I vote for "Doofi".

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Yes, I agree, Doofi should be the plural. On occasion, my conjugation skills are lacking. Big Grin


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Yes, I agree, Doofi should be the plural. On occasion, my conjugation skills are lacking. Big Grin
Doofim.

And I have been told that my conjugal skills are excellent.



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These boys are ridiculing stupid government in the most public way possible, and they're the dumb ones?


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Yes, I agree, Doofi should be the plural. On occasion, my conjugation skills are lacking. Big Grin
Doofim.

And I have been told that my conjugal skills are excellent.


All this time, I thought Doofim was what you called Doofus droppings.
 
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These boys are ridiculing stupid government in the most public way possible, and they're the dumb ones?



I think it's fucking awesome! The state legislature is now pushing a bill to require candidates to be 18 years old and this was the reaction of one of the kids, "I don't think it's a good thing," Bergeson, now 17, told the Star. "I'm not a fan of it. I think it's a reactionary bill. I think it's trying to disenfranchise candidates." Where it the LMFAO emoji .....


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I've ridden a motorcycle across Kansas several time. Can I enter the Governor race?


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Actually. Ditto on the awesome.

Teenagers with recent "student government" experience would be a vast improvement over, let's say, the career grifters in SC legislature and poseur idiots like former love Gov. Mark Sanford.




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So I think I’m going to run for governor in Kansas....


Well, it's flat. How hard can it be to govern?




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So I think I’m going to run for governor in Kansas....


Well, it's flat. How hard can it be to govern?

Can corn stalks be registered to vote?



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These kids can't do worse than what we have now in government, and if they can poke the current swamp in the eye then go for it




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To Vtail re: “conjugal”... BOOOO!


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I've ridden a motorcycle across Kansas several time. Can I enter the Governor race?


Well hell! We have driven across that state several times. Maybe I can be gubbornor and Mrs. Elk can be comptroller general. She is good with money.


Elk

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Originally posted by TigerDore:
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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So I think I’m going to run for governor in Kansas....


Well, it's flat. How hard can it be to govern?

Can corn stalks be registered to vote?



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Those corn stalks are smarter than some people I know!


Elk

There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. "
-Thomas Jefferson

"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville

FBHO!!!



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I'm surprised Clay Chastain hasn't filed his paperwork. For about 20 years he's tried screwing around in our politics while living in Virginia, but then again, I guess his monorail idea is only good enough for Kansas City, MISSOURI. Roll Eyes
 
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