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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
Instead ruin a SJWs dinner... Upon entry into the home (if for some reason you must admit them) announce Happy Trumpsgiving and give them a MAGA hat to wear. Then announce how you and your white privilege have thoughtfully killed and roasted a large bird thanks to the NRA and the 2nd amendment and your AR. Then while giving thanks to God, clutching your bible and your gun, and regailing them with stories about white Pilgrims coming to this land, have your one other liberal creepy family member feeling their ass the whole time, which is OK, because he is a lib and feels bad about it and promises to change.

Have Play Doh and coloring books in the basement as a safe space for them, set up on a card table just under the deer head.

If somehow they haven't run out crying and flapping their arms after all this, announce instead of watching the football game this year we will be watching the taped inauguration of Trump and discussing which of his tweets are your favorites.

I promise I can ruin their day far easier than they can ruin mine

So it all starts with the Thanksgiving blessing giving thanks to God for the food and giving us Donald J. Trump.

I can't believe an editor let's this shit through. I'm sure somewhere there was a fact in there, I missed it, but the entire article can't all be bullshit, can it?

Talk about poisoning the well. Have you ever heard one of these people make an argument against Trump? I haven't. They spew out all this racism and sexism shit as a smokescreen to invalidate any discussion the opposition has. I would love to hear one of the smart ones make a factual argument against Trump and "he's a meany head racist" doesn't count. No bonus points for breaking out in tears while discussing it. Just hard cold facts.

This shit is so juvenile. I could easily argue their side better than they could and their entire lives seemingly is spent morning Hiliarys loss and living in fear of how Trump is going to oppress people. There has to be one smart one in the bunch that can come up with more than fear mongering.

Shit like this scares me, first an editor decided this was good for publication and second 60 million people actually believe this shit.

What the fuck would anyone expect from a Condé Nast publication. Read GQ and expose yourself to the risk of estrogen toxicity.

GQ's 1st suggestion is the best - don't show up, and if you do, then GTFO.

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Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
GQ's 1st suggestion is the best - don't show up, and if you do, then GTFO.

I was thinking the same thing.... if you can't be polite, whatever your disagreements, just don't show up.

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Don’t show up. For some parents, your absence will speak louder than any sodden arguments over the density of pumpkin pie. If you can’t even look them in the eye, they’ll know you mean business. Besides, Friendsgiving rules.

Show up and be kind of an asshole...

No. Don't do it. Don't be an asshole... particularly to your own parents. They may not invite you to come back again. Sad.

Written with all the conviction of a clueless ex-wife

It's not going to work.
Many of these leftist types won't get any holiday cash if they don't go.

It's all fun and games until the money runs out.

WHY THE LEFT HATES THANKSGIVING
Gratitude has become a partisan issue.

November 23, 2017 Daniel Greenfield

Senator Schumer wants to argue about tax reform at Thanksgiving dinner. And he has a handy chart for lefties to take along and wave at their more conservative relatives while screeching about the 1 percent. In an article titled, “The Case for Ruining Thanksgiving,” GQ Magazine urges its readers to punish their parents who voted for Trump by staying away, insulting them or ranting about police brutality.

The Scientific American wants readers to push Global Warming over mashed potatoes. The organizers of the Women’s March want you to accuse your uncle of having “white privilege.” Desperate lefties can text Standing Up for Racial Justice at the dinner table and get anti-Trump talking points. “You Should Absolutely Fight About Politics With Your Relatives This Thanksgiving,” Quartz insists.

And then it just gets worse.

"Thanksgiving: The annual genocide whitewash," declares Al Jazeera. "The Thanksgiving Day story represents the violence of colonialism," fumes Bustle. Retelling the story of Thanksgiving, pardoning a turkey and watching football are all "offensive, racist, or just plain problematic".

And if Thanksgiving with lefties wasn’t miserable enough, the Village Voice offers 5 politically correct television episodes to inflict on your "terrible aunt or insufferable uncle" who don’t want to admit they voted for Trump.

There’s plenty of spite. What’s missing from leftist Thanksgiving is… thankfulness.

When Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary, asked the press corps to state what they were grateful for, a collective howl went up from the media. “How Sarah Sanders Humiliated the Press,” wept a CNN editorial. The New Yorker railed against, “The Degrading Ritual of Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Pre-Thanksgiving Briefing.” Asking lefties to be grateful is humiliating and degrading.

Just ask LaVar Ball, who has spent days reveling in his refusal to say, “Thank you.” And the media, which believes that gratitude is humiliating and degrading, has been cheering on his ingratitude.

It’s Thanksgiving 2017. And gratitude has become a partisan issue.

Why is it so hard for the left to be thankful? The answer is as easy as pumpkin pie. The left is a movement built on resentment. And resentment and gratitude are opposing emotions.

That is why the left really hates Thanksgiving.

The revisionist autopsies of American history and the guides to sensitively calling your uncle a racist are about substituting resentment for thankfulness. Whether it’s a family getting together once a year, the Pilgrims and the Indian tribesmen breaking bread or the White House press corps being asked to talk about the good things in their lives, a moment of thankfulness has to be ruined with resentment.

Resentment is the force that gives the left meaning.

What animates the left is the conviction that everything (except their own tastes, preferences and opinions) is terrible and must be reformed until it too is like them. America is racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, arachnophobic and claustrophobic.

Every second the prison-industrial complex is gunning down drug dealers for no other reason than the color of their skin (and the guns in their hands), the military-industrial complex is bombing countries full of terrorists just because of the color of their skin, and the turkey-industrial complex is destroying the environment.

The militant lefty is an overgrown brat who never made the emotional transition from the funk of total unfairness that teenagers inhabit to the appreciation for life of the mature adult. Picking a fight at the Thanksgiving table is exactly the sort of thing a teenage brat would do. That’s why there are a dozen guides telling lefties exactly how to pick an unwinnable fight whose only purpose is to ruin a meal.

The family argument isn’t an unfortunate side effect of leftist politics. It’s the whole point.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/fp...ng-daniel-greenfield

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Originally posted by 46and2:

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Originally posted by Kenpoist:
They’ve forgotten what the first word in their name means

Indeed.

The best thing about Thanksgiving is it's basic, apolitical, non Hallmark-esque, nature.

Food, Fellowship, and Thankfulness...

It couldn't be more simple and good.

Best holiday ever.

Fucking that up over politics ought to be a floggable offense.

Oh I'm on a cigar forum and there's proportionately more libs there than there are here. And most of those politicize everything. Thanksgiving to them means celebrating the slaughter of indigenous people in America. I can't comprehend injecting that shit into every topic you discuss. (I'd like to get the cigar smokers on here to pop in and help boost the conservative posts over there)

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Originally posted by feersum dreadnaught:

Why is it so hard for the left to be thankful? The answer is as easy as pumpkin pie. The left is a movement built on resentment. And resentment and gratitude are opposing emotions.

BINGO.
Nail. On. Head.

What a bunch of miserable clowns.

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Originally posted by Krazeehorse:

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Originally posted by 46and2:

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Originally posted by Kenpoist:
They’ve forgotten what the first word in their name means

Indeed.

The best thing about Thanksgiving is it's basic, apolitical, non Hallmark-esque, nature.

Food, Fellowship, and Thankfulness...

It couldn't be more simple and good.

Best holiday ever.

Fucking that up over politics ought to be a floggable offense.

Oh I'm on a cigar forum and there's proportionately more libs there than there are here. And most of those politicize everything. Thanksgiving to them means celebrating the slaughter of indigenous people in America. I can't comprehend injecting that shit into every topic you discuss. (I'd like to get the cigar smokers on here to pop in and help boost the conservative posts over there)

I have some drinking buds from England and Europe that like to harp on this, the response that normally shuts them up is "we won...they lost...it's the same way throughout history and I am proud to be on the winning side"

If they continue I mention they are just jealous

I had to look up what SJW stood for-according to google “social justice warrior” which sounds a bit too respectful- can we redefine it to
Socialist jack wagon?

Years ago they wrote a decent mag, then turned hard left to support the Gay Men's agenda and now resorted to Full Retard Leftists.
Maybe a fashion spread on what to wear as an Antifa Member...

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
Instead ruin a SJWs dinner... Upon entry into the home (if for some reason you must admit them) announce Happy Trumpsgiving and give them a MAGA hat to wear. Then announce how you and your white privilege have thoughtfully killed and roasted a large bird thanks to the NRA and the 2nd amendment and your AR. Then while giving thanks to God, clutching your bible and your gun, and regailing them with stories about white Pilgrims coming to this land, have your one other liberal creepy family member feeling their ass the whole time, which is OK, because he is a lib and feels bad about it and promises to change.

Have Play Doh and coloring books in the basement as a safe space for them, set up on a card table just under the deer head.

If somehow they haven't run out crying and flapping their arms after all this, announce instead of watching the football game this year we will be watching the taped inauguration of Trump and discussing which of his tweets are your favorites.

I promise I can ruin their day far easier than they can ruin mine

That's awesome LV!

For any SJW's that may not have retreated from your gathering sobbing in tears and with soiled underwear, may I humbly suggest a coup de grace kill shot salvo consisting of gun collection presentation / discussion, demonstration of manual of arms, basic take down and re-assembly, loading ammo into high capacity magazines for pistol's and AR-15's, demonstration on how fast you can drop an AR mag and insert another, and, if they haven't left or passed out at that point, show them how to use their belt-loop for simulated full-auto fire! LOL!!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!
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Originally posted by lbj:
It's not going to work.
Many of these leftist types won't get any holiday cash if they don't go.

It's all fun and games until the money runs out.

And 95% couldn't cook a meal, living off fast food or pre-prepared .

Their stress and blood pressure is probably off the scale meaning a shortened life.

Hopefully, they won't be around long enough to breed.

The undertaker should expand his business for the new wave of arrivals.

Well finally there is a table now ranked below "the kid's table"......"The SJW Safe Space" (all vegan food along with liberal coloring books).

Remember, when these douchebags believe it is also your civic duty to be miserable. A "conversation" is you getting lectured by them. "Free speech" is their side of the debate, yours is hate speech. And a "compromise" is them getting everything they want, but assuring you that they are doing you a favor by not taking more from you.