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So my wife has a guy working for her that has invited a lot of drama into his life. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal because most people wouldn't bring it up at work and try to get everyone involved...this guy is different.

So her employee...we'll call him Bob...is getting divorced. Not that remarkable nowadays so it shouldn't be too big a deal. Then he tells everyone at work that his wife is doing drugs and he sometimes comes home and his kids ages 3 through 5 are home alone because mom is either unconscious or is out looking for drugs. He says he didn't ever call the police or get anyone involved because he didn't want to get her in trouble. So he's telling everyone at work this and I think wow...Bob has some serious judgement problems...leaving his kids at home with a junkie mom and she can't supervise them and he's cool with that?

The next week he comes in and tells everyone that his wife isn't the only one at fault because he's been cheating on her. Now...Bob works in an OFFICE FULL OF WOMEN...WTF is he thinking bringing this up?!? It's gotten to the point that he is actually bragging about it like he's a real stud...which by the way...he ain't.

So now he's giving everyone who will listen an ear full about this girl and how he just needed some attention during this difficult time etc.

Couldn't get much worse right? Wrong. Bob is cheating on his wife with an "old family friend". Ellen we'll call her is gis sisters best friend. Well Ellen has been over at their house a million times and hung out at the pool with him etc all right in front of the wifes face because she thought Ellen was just an old and close family friend...when in fact she was actually watching her husband on a date with Ellen every time she was over.

A strange side-story here is the fact that Ellen used to date Bobs brother. I'm not making this shit up.

So the wife has no idea at this point who he cheated with...but it ain't gonna be a secret forever.

There is more...Ellen (who used to date Bobs brother) is now breaking up with her fiance to get with Bob. Ellen is on the hook however for half of the house she just bought with her fiancee. Oh and there is more...Ellen is pregnant...talk at this point is that it's our man Bob's. But Bob already has 3 kids and he can't afford (the first two of which were born out of wedlock) the divorce as it is...who knows how he'll afford another.

Is there more?? OF COURSE there is thats why we need Dr. Phil. Before cheating on his wife with Ellen....Bob cheated on his wife with...ELLENS SISTER!!! And wait it gets bettter...SHE'S PREGNANT TOO!!!!!

How on earth one guy could get himself this deep into a chain of bad decisions is beyond me.

This story is so unusual I just had to share. All the names have been changed to protect the ignorant.


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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Can this guy swing a chair?

Does he own a wife beater t-shirt?

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

If Jerry can't save that family, they're hopeless.
 
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If I find out he doesn't own one I'll BUY him one.


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This guy needs told to keep his personal life at home in a major way.
 
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


Yep.

Or Maury. Whodababydaddy?
 
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The truth is far, far crazier than fiction. Educated guess, there's even more to this story than you're describing. Everyone has skeletons in their closet, some people just have a cemetery.

Best thing you can do, grab some popcorn and watch from afar (which seems to be what you're doing, good job). You kind of have to disconnect your emotion from the whole matter but it really can be quite entertaining. Whatever you do, don't get too involved unless life and limb are at stake. These things are nightmares and you don't get paid enough per hour to deal with it. It'll sort out with time.


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Damn, that is some entertaining shit right there.


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It's clear from the post that you know what kind of dude that is and what his odds of getting better are. What you're really saying is that you don't like it. Why not call the local department of social services and make a complaint? Those kids need protection from both parents. Oh, and get the sister cranked up for some child support payments, too.

You sure you want your wife working in a place like that?


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How on earth one guy could get himself this deep into a chain of bad decisions is beyond me.


It's all Enzyte's fault.

 
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That is some seriously effed up stuff.
You are so correct about the chain of
bad decisions that this dude is STILL
making!
Thank goodness it isn't hard dealing
with other people's troubles.




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CD, I had to re-read your post with banjo music playing in the background Big Grin. Sounds like my office. Nothing to do with your post, about 8 yrs. ago 2 women(fat and ugly) got into a cat fight arguing who's husband/boyfriend was a better lover, they both got fired.
 
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Dr. Phil's cell number is 1-244-277-4653.




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How on earth one guy could get himself this deep into a chain of bad decisions is beyond me.

Life's too short, that's why. Gotta carpe diem.
 
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It's all Enzyte's fault.


LOL and maybe soon ROFL. Thanks .... a good way to start the day .... 'chuckling'!


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No I don't but I saw on TV where it's listed in Billy Mays new telephone directory. He'll sell it to you for 3 easy installments of $19.95.


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