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An older woman walks into a Police station goes up to a Desk and tells the Officer she's been groped and pawed by a man. The officer looks at her and says,"how old are you?" She says 82. The officer says 82, when did this happen? She says 50 years ago. Officer says why are you just reporting this now? She says I'm not reporting it,I just want to talk about it for a while.
 
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Reminds me of a Minnie Pearl story.

ALWAYS HARD UP FOR “FELLERS,” Minnie Pearl liked to tell the story about the robber who accosted her.

“I said,
‘But I haven’t got any money.’

So he frisked me and said,
‘Are you sure you ain’t got any money?’

I said,
‘No sir, but if you’ll do that again, I’ll write you a check.’



If it ain't woke... don't fix it.
 
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