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I saw a slogan for an ANG unit that said, "If you ain't Assault Bridge, you ain't shit!" I was relieved to know that I am not excrement. While the contrapositive is "You're shit, therefore you're Assault Bridge," I doubt that is what they intended.




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Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is looking. - Anonymous ...


I think the point is that some (many?) feint integrity when people are watching, and are dishonest otherwise. I have worked with people who fit the description.




"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
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I saw a slogan for an ANG unit that said, "If you ain't Assault Bridge, you ain't shit!" I was relieved to know that I am not excrement. While the contrapositive is "You're shit, therefore you're Assault Bridge," I doubt that is what they intended.


Air Force ammo troops have the same slogan: IYAAYAS (pronounced "eye-yah-yahs")

"If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't Shit!"

Sometimes it's "If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't Special", in more polite/professional settings.
 
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Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.
 
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"It is what it is."

The all time worse no-shit-Sherlock comment ever.

"To tell the truth" or "I'm not going to lie"

Both also irritate me. I can't help but think - so everything else you told me was a lie?
 
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"Ya never know."

Yeah, sometimes ya know.


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"War never solved anything"

....except British domination of America, slavery, the ownership of Texas and southern California, the tyranny of two German Reichs, Japanese Imperialism, and the freedom of South Korea.

But other than that...


"Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me."
 
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

What the Faulkner does that sentence even mean? If you love someone and fuck up, you say you're sorry. Why wouldn't you? 10mm maybe, but love?



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"Assholes and elbows!"

Please no.
 
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"I'm fine" - Patient to doc, when asked how they're doing.

This is a classic. Nine times out of ten, this is what sick patients say. If you're fine, you wouldn't be in the clinic. Big Grin


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“It’s always in the last place you look.”

Why would you continue to search for it, if you’ve found it?


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"I'm fine" - Patient to doc, when asked how they're doing.

This is a classic. Nine times out of ten, this is what sick patients say. If you're fine, you wouldn't be in the clinic. Big Grin


Sometimes you are perfectly healthy, just there for a check up, annual physical, etc.

The last few years, I have always said, “That’s what we’re here to find out, isn’t it!”




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Babies think they are sooooo special...

Haters gotta hate, but I’m still your father, Becky.

Dance like everyone is watching.


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"I'm fine" - Patient to doc, when asked how they're doing.

This is a classic. Nine times out of ten, this is what sick patients say. If you're fine, you wouldn't be in the clinic. Big Grin


Sometimes you are perfectly healthy, just there for a check up, annual physical, etc.

The last few years, I have always said, “That’s what we’re here to find out, isn’t it!”

Yes, that is why I specifically mentioned only "sick" patients. Wink


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"Hate the game, not the player".

Even if I lose to you, that doesn't mean you're not an asshole.
 
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A witty saying proves nothing. — Voltaire




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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"War never solved anything"

....except British domination of America, slavery, the ownership of Texas and southern California, the tyranny of two German Reichs, Japanese Imperialism, and the freedom of South Korea.

But other than that...


Agree - another variation is 'Violence never solves anything...'

Other than attempted rape, robbery, assault, carjackings, etc...

'youth is wasted on the young' -- i don't know - I had a lot of dang fun when I was in my 20s! Smile

'honesty is the best policy'. yep i been burned by that one. maybe just should have kept my mouth shut. Wink

'diversity is our strength'. don't get me started.


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