The deed is done and I have a bag of frozen peas in my lap.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Letting someone slice into your balls is the measure of a man?
February 19, 2021, 09:57 PM
Shotgun Zeke
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Letting someone slice into your balls is the measure of a man?
It hurt, I recovered. No problem.
I'll add... Not unlike when I smashed my finger working on stuff around the house.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.
NRA Shotgun Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor
February 19, 2021, 10:01 PM
parabellum
You didn't answer my question
February 19, 2021, 10:02 PM
YellowJacket
Felt like my sack was the size of a grapefruit for about 10 days but everything was OK after that.
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
February 19, 2021, 10:03 PM
Shotgun Zeke
men do things, sometimes it hurts. you'll be OK.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.
NRA Shotgun Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor
February 19, 2021, 10:07 PM
parabellum
Uh huh
What seems to be your problem? Is this your version of "clever"?
February 19, 2021, 10:10 PM
Ryanp225
quote:
Originally posted by Shotgun Zeke: Mine was actually fairly uncomfortable but since I am a man, I could deal with it.
Bless your heart. Anyway..... About 12 hours since the very uncomfortable ordeal I'm sore but Tylenol and my peas make it manageable. The two worst parts were the 2 pretty nurses who slathered what felt like icy hot onto my freshly shorn areas and the injection to numb me up. The actual procedure while unnerving wasn't too terrible.
February 19, 2021, 10:18 PM
Shotgun Zeke
My doc yanked on my vas deferens like he tied into a large mouth bass. Hurt like a mother but at least he learned to shoot after some other guy threatened his life.
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
quote:
Originally posted by Shotgun Zeke: Mine was actually fairly uncomfortable but since I am a man, I could deal with it.
Bless your heart. Anyway..... About 12 hours since the very uncomfortable ordeal I'm sore but Tylenol and my peas make it manageable. The two worst parts were the 2 pretty nurses who slathered what felt like icy hot onto my freshly shorn areas and the injection to numb me up. The actual procedure while unnerving wasn't too terrible.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.
NRA Shotgun Instructor NRA Rifle Instructor
February 19, 2021, 10:27 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by Shotgun Zeke: Hurt like a mother but at least he learned to shoot after some other guy threatened his life.
You can spend a week on Moderated Status. Maybe that will shake you out of your trance. You're not trolling us anymore.
February 19, 2021, 10:27 PM
snoris
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225: A little temporary discomfort for peace of mind for tomorrow on is fair I suppose.
So you're typing in a higher-pitch voice?
February 19, 2021, 10:31 PM
83v45magna
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods: When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?
Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
Oh helll no. This image is not gonna help if I ever need to consider a vasectomy.
February 19, 2021, 10:35 PM
Ryanp225
quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods: When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?
Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
Oh helll no. This image is not gonna help if I ever need to consider a vasectomy.
Im not going to lie. It was anything but pleasant but there was very little pain. I wouldnt be deterred by the actual procedure if I knew what it was like.
February 19, 2021, 10:56 PM
crash
One more piece of valuable advice, it takes tremendous aim and control to hit that sample cup. But again, there is a bright side. You can always ask for some help. A little saliva in the sample isn't going to effect the results any.
"If the wind is not against you, it is not blowing."
February 20, 2021, 01:26 AM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods: When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?
Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
Yeah, fuck all of that.
Man... I hope you’re feeling better soon.
______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est
February 20, 2021, 01:36 AM
coloradohunter44
Pray you don't ever get an infection down there. It can cause misery for the rest of your life...
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." FBLM LGB!
February 20, 2021, 05:39 AM
msfzoe
My son's procedure was done by Dr Stopp. Seriously.
February 20, 2021, 06:59 AM
Blume9mm
Had mine done at age 24.... tried to do some walking three days later and popped a stitch...
When I was being prepped for the procedure the doc asked if I was nervous and did I want anything for it? .. I was on the edge of a panic attack... I said yes and he gave me a shot of something... I'm forever grateful that I don't know what that was... I would have gotten addicted to that good stuff.
Have never regretted getting snipped.
Been shooting blanks for 39 years.
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My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors"
February 20, 2021, 07:26 AM
Flash-LB
It means never having to say you're sorry.
It's great when you're single and a girlfriend comes up and says "I think I'm pregnant".
February 20, 2021, 08:36 AM
Elk Hunter
quote:
Originally posted by Phred: I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he’s talking about having a vasectomy.
BTDT! Many years ago. Was a career soldier and wife and I decided we could deal with the one child we had, did not need more given all the transfers.
Elk
There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson
"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville
FBHO!!!
The Idaho Elk Hunter
February 20, 2021, 08:52 AM
P250UA5
I'm just over 3 months since mine. Didn't feel a thing, more anxiety than anything else & my BP dropped pretty low afterward. A couple days discomfort on the couch & bounced back pretty quickly.
Mine was a no stitch variety, cauterized from the inside (by some witchcraft I assume)
If anyone in N Houston is considering it, I can refer you to who did mine.This message has been edited. Last edited by: P250UA5,
It hurt, I recovered. No problem. 
