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The deed is done and I have a bag of frozen peas in my lap. Login/Join 
Peace through
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Letting someone slice into your balls is the measure of a man?
 
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Letting someone slice into your balls is the measure of a man?


Smile It hurt, I recovered. No problem.

I'll add... Not unlike when I smashed my finger working on stuff around the house.




Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.


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You didn't answer my question
 
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Felt like my sack was the size of a grapefruit for about 10 days but everything was OK after that.



I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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men do things, sometimes it hurts. you'll be OK. Smile




Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.


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Uh huh

What seems to be your problem? Is this your version of "clever"?
 
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Mine was actually fairly uncomfortable but since I am a man, I could deal with it.

Bless your heart. Roll Eyes
Anyway..... About 12 hours since the very uncomfortable ordeal I'm sore but Tylenol and my peas make it manageable. The two worst parts were the 2 pretty nurses who slathered what felt like icy hot onto my freshly shorn areas and the injection to numb me up. The actual procedure while unnerving wasn't too terrible.
 
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My doc yanked on my vas deferens like he tied into a large mouth bass. Hurt like a mother but at least he learned to shoot after some other guy threatened his life.

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Mine was actually fairly uncomfortable but since I am a man, I could deal with it.

Bless your heart. Roll Eyes
Anyway..... About 12 hours since the very uncomfortable ordeal I'm sore but Tylenol and my peas make it manageable. The two worst parts were the 2 pretty nurses who slathered what felt like icy hot onto my freshly shorn areas and the injection to numb me up. The actual procedure while unnerving wasn't too terrible.




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Hurt like a mother but at least he learned to shoot after some other guy threatened his life.
You can spend a week on Moderated Status. Maybe that will shake you out of your trance. You're not trolling us anymore.
 
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A little temporary discomfort for peace of mind for tomorrow on is fair I suppose.


So you're typing in a higher-pitch voice?
 
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When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?

Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
Oh helll no. This image is not gonna help if I ever need to consider a vasectomy.
 
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When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?

Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
Oh helll no. This image is not gonna help if I ever need to consider a vasectomy.

Im not going to lie. It was anything but pleasant but there was very little pain. I wouldnt be deterred by the actual procedure if I knew what it was like.
 
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One more piece of valuable advice, it takes tremendous aim and control to hit that sample cup. But again, there is a bright side. You can always ask for some help. A little saliva in the sample isn't going to effect the results any.


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When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?

Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.


Yeah, fuck all of that. Eek

Man... I hope you’re feeling better soon.


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Pray you don't ever get an infection down there. It can cause misery for the rest of your life...



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My son's procedure was done by Dr Stopp.
Seriously.
 
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Had mine done at age 24.... tried to do some walking three days later and popped a stitch...

When I was being prepped for the procedure the doc asked if I was nervous and did I want anything for it? .. I was on the edge of a panic attack... I said yes and he gave me a shot of something... I'm forever grateful that I don't know what that was... I would have gotten addicted to that good stuff.

Have never regretted getting snipped.

Been shooting blanks for 39 years.

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It means never having to say you're sorry.

It's great when you're single and a girlfriend comes up and says "I think I'm pregnant".
 
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he’s talking about having a vasectomy.


BTDT! Many years ago. Was a career soldier and wife and I decided we could deal with the one child we had, did not need more given all the transfers.


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I'm just over 3 months since mine.
Didn't feel a thing, more anxiety than anything else & my BP dropped pretty low afterward.
A couple days discomfort on the couch & bounced back pretty quickly.

Mine was a no stitch variety, cauterized from the inside (by some witchcraft I assume)

If anyone in N Houston is considering it, I can refer you to who did mine.

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