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Still finding my way
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A little temporary discomfort for peace of mind for tomorrow on is fair I suppose.
 
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For real?
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Get a second bag so you can swap out.



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HUH???
 
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he’s talking about having a vasectomy.
 
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DIY with a weedwhacker? Wink



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Make sure you follow the Docs recommendations to a "T". I did not and paid dearly for it.


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HUH???


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Maybe a late circumcision?



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All juice and no seed.


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I'll put 63 bullets into anybody who gets around my junk with a knife.
 
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Not "tomorrow on". Definitely not "tomorrow on". 30 days out, drop off a sample, have it tested. Trust me on this one. One of my coworkers tossed that little sample cup in the trash and never looked back. The bright side? Their baby girl is adorable.


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Not "tomorrow on". Definitely not "tomorrow on". 30 days out, drop off a sample, have it tested. Trust me on this one. One of my coworkers tossed that little sample cup in the trash and never looked back. The bright side? Their baby girl is adorable.
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Nice!

I got it done a year and a half ago and it was an excellent decision. Recovery was a lot better (easier) than I anticipated.


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Trust "crash" above. You are not shooting blanks immediately.
 
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I'll put 63 bullets into anybody who gets around my junk with a knife.

I didn't feel the knife. Now the needle on the other hand.......
They had to pull me down off of the ceiling.
 
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When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?


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When they yanked on the cords did it feel like they were connected to your neck muscles like mine did?

Yup. Like they were connected to my Adam's apple.
 
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Um, it ain't tomorrow. I'm with crash. You're still possibly shooting hot for 6-12 weeks after the procedure. The good thing is, you need to get rid of all that "hot" load before you are safe. The bad thing is, you better like rubbers, or your partner better like blow jobs to get it all out of there.

I didn't go back to "full sports" until I got the follow up negative test back. Since then, it's been typical married life. Haven't gotten laid in ages.



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No worries guys. The docs filled me in on all the facts.
 
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Mine was actually fairly uncomfortable but since I am a man, I could deal with it.




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