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For I have today eaten tofu. I did not mean to. I did not know the ingredients included tofu until after.



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Tofu has no form or taste by itself, aside from eating agar. So, you can be forgiven.

The real issue with Tofu is that if you consume soy in high enough quantities, it will fuck with you because it mimics estrogen.


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And everything is made from soy oil.


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And everything is made from soy oil.


Huh? Soybean oil is in many things, but not like Corn Syrup. Neither is good.


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Eating bacon is doing penance? Da fuq?

Eating bacon is life at its best.

Bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch, ribeye for dinner (bacon-wrapped of course). Now that is living! Wink
 
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Maybe Penance is her nickname.


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Maybe Penance is her nickname.

I like the way you think. Big Grin
 
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It was organic too. I better get some of that Shaq Oneal stuff.

I meant Frank Thomas.

Dam. They say the memory is the second thing to go....



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The real issue with Tofu is that if you consume soy in high enough quantities, it will fuck with you because it mimics estrogen.


So that explains all the skinny jean wearing limp fucks that call themselves men...

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
For I have today eaten tofu. I did not mean to. I did not know the ingredients included tofu until after.


Go forth my son and eat bacon. An entire package should do it. Soy mimics estrogen. Bacon is testosterone. You should eat it by itself. If you must then with toasted bread, lettuce and tomato.
 
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with toasted bread, lettuce and tomato.
That was my breakfast today, hold the lettuce, add some Duke's Mayonnaise.



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Maybe Penance is her nickname.


Kinda like saying you're giving all your money to Charity. She comes on stage at 7....


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