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WOW! I can't believe he didn't let go after he got PLOWED through the sand!


I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
 
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You can't let go, you are harnessed onto the kite.

I've whatch them endanger beachgoers at Panama City Beach until the safety officers show up and stop them.

It's all and fun if there are no people on the beach for the kite strings to lacerate.


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No sympathy from me. HE wanted to act in such a manner. HE deserves what he got. "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid". Just like the car surfers, street racers and so on. Time wounds all heels.


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People that get gored/stomped while running with the bulls = "Sorry but while highly unlikely to happen, it does and it's a risk. You'll be back next year?"

People who do extreme sports = "You knew the risks but took all reasonable precautions you could to minimize them. Hope you get better."

Dumbsh!ts who kite surf in hurricanes = "You are the dumbest son of a b!tch around. I'm surprised you aren't a bag of bones after hitting the brick wall but I'm glad you didn't die so I can ridicule you as someone who has the smarts of a day old bagel. Did I mention you were stupid?" I then give him a pity laugh for being an idiot and not dying because of his incredibly defective thought process. He's probably a product of public education.
 
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what other possible outcome was he expecting?



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I doubt if he'll be doing that again anytime soon.


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what other possible outcome was he expecting?


Being blown hundreds of miles out to sea... IF the wind had been blowing in the opposite direction. Of course then the storm never would have made it to shore.

Yeah... I cannot fathom what he though was going to happen. The results would indicate that his plan wasn't that thorough.

After watching it a few more times... I think he wanted out after the face full of sand. But he's strapped in.
 
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True dumbass of the week award winner, and surely in close contention for the coveted Darwin award. I think we should be more worried about his future poluting of the gene pool.
(Per previous direction, no winky faces added here).


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Mars beat me to it. You cant simply let go...if that were the case, I would have a lot less sympathy.
 
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This link has some more information on this guy. It seems that he was taken across a street were he could of been struck car. He had a emergency release on the harness, suppose panic prevented him from getting lose.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/...-tropical-storm.html


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That right there is the cure for dumb.




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This link has some more information on this guy. It seems that he was taken across a street were he could of been struck car. He had a emergency release on the harness, suppose panic prevented him from getting lose.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/...-tropical-storm.html


Struck by a car?

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The wind hurled him across the street and into the side of a building...


A vehicle would probably have had a little more give than the concrete apartment building that he flew into face first. I also suspect that he was... "stunned" from being slammed into the beach at significant speed. He was pretty much just along for the ride after that.
 
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The man is in critical condition. Hardly funny.

No... I suppose it's not funny that he got hurt, but maybe he should have let go after the first time he face-planted in the sand... that's the part that I thought was funny.


He could not let go because it is also attached to him with a harness.




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I hope he has his own health insurance, because being a total dumbass should proclude him from getting any of my tax dollars.

If you want to smoke, fine. If you want to do, heroin, go for it. The thing that really bothers me is when you strap yourself to a kite in a 60mph windstorm, you are also probably the kind of person who wants society to pick up your slack.


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