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Maybe he'll donate his brain for concussion research.

Wait. Based on his lack of judgement, he may not have one.
 
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If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks like his face was on fire and they put it out with a club.

Well done boys!
 
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That fella needs an amberlamps.




 
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Best thread of the day, week, maybe month! Yep he was held down alright, once or twice at least. Welcome to football camp Angelo!
 
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That fella needs an amberlamps.

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Thanx....I needed a good belly laugh today!! That is a pure and simple ass kickin' right there. I bet the cops were having a hard time keeping a straight face after seeing him!!
 
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This guy is guy is a regular wordsmith. LOL

According to KOAT, the gun wasn’t real, but Martinez was also carrying a knife and a note reading “Give me the keys to your wip and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”
 
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"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?

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Looking at the picture in the article, two thoughts immediately came to mind:

1) "Stupid is as stupid does." (You're right Forrest.)

and 2) "That's a good look for him. Serves him right."
 
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Asshole got himself assaultified but good




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Little did he know that football practice was not over... Eek
Yeah, and his head was the football! Eek



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"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?

flashguy


It's cool kid speak for a car.

Apparently the football players thought he meant whip and began to whip the shit out of his face.

Easy mistake.




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Next time he should try it with rugby players.
 
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Rather remarkable his nose and lips stayed intact..his eyes and forehead on the other hand. Big Grin
 
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....."at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....


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at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....


Was that a facebook quote from his family? It seemed a little too eloquent though.....
 
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They almost beat the stupid out of him.




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Unnecessary roughness, 5 year penalty, first offense.




 
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Seems he is in the eye formation.


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