Help needed in getting a pig into Juilliard.

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Il Cattivo

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You're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.

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quote:
Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
You're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.

This pig is handicapped!

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Archie Teuthis

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My daughter has a few pasture raised organic fed Berkshire Hogs.
Very tasty, not sure of musical aptitude.

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RHINOWSO

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I mean there isn't a species block on the application!

Home school the pig and submit an application!

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Originally posted by Archie Teuthis:
My daughter raises a few pasture raised organic fed Berkshire Hogs.
Very tasty, not sure of musical aptitude.

Cool! ~~Could you spec a decent pig pen? Juillard's would have to cover housing on a full scholarship.~~ Hell, it could room with the rest of the students -- doing otherwise would be discriminatory and bad for Nugent's self esteem.

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Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
I mean there isn't a species block on the application!

Home school the pig and submit an application!

Home schooling is too much work - we'll take the L Frank Baum way out - "I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma." (Maybe we can get one of the bird brothers to gin up a decent (or otherwise) diploma for Nugent.)

(You do remember Nugent, Mrs. Pumphrey's pig - All Creatures Great and Small).

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I can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....

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two-two-niner-romeo

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Just teach him to say "bahh ramm ewe". He'll be a hero.

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If Hei Hei the chicken went to Julliard, Why cant a pig?

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I can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....

Cruel! Cruel! We demand this be censored!

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....

Cruel! Cruel! We demand this be censored!

I'm feeling triggered. And hungry. Hmmm. BLT sounds good.

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BB61

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I know some Julliard grads (took piano from one even). That being said, can’t help you.

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I know some Julliard grads (took piano from one even). That being said, can’t help you.

Can Nugent use them as references? Please, please with poo on it!

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quote:
Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
You're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.

This pig is handicapped!

Why does that pig have a wooden leg?

I suggest hiring a spider to write 'some pig' with her webbing.

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Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
Just teach him to say "bahh ramm ewe". He'll be a hero.

That'll do pig. That'll do...

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Jimineer

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Teach that pig to fly and you’ll really have something. Or, is that monkeys???

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