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Deckhand in Australia admits to having drunken sex with luxury yacht captain before crash FOX NEWS > https://www.foxnews.com/world/...ht-crash-drunken-sex ......... "“We were chatting, laying down, looking at the stars and then got it on,” she said, according to 7News. A deckhand who had been working on a Crystal Blue luxury yacht admitted to having drunken sex with the captain before it crashed, causing $140,000 in damages. With no one at the helm or serving as a lookout, the boat hit a navigation beacon and then crashed into a moored yacht before running aground. The inebriated captain, 46-year-old Jeremy JJ Piggott, attempted to steer the vessel via remote control during the tryst, the court heard.  *** attempted to steer the vessel via remote control during the tryst, the court heard. ************************** * Diligentia Vis Celeritis * *********************** "Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy." - Sun Tsu - The Art of War "Fast is Fine, but Accuracy is Everything" - Wyatt Earp | ||
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Well, he did one thing right, or at least tried to  | |||
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It is hard to tell from the photos. I wonder if this vessel was a single screw or a double screw.  *********************** * Diligentia Vis Celeritis * *********************** "Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy." - Sun Tsu - The Art of War "Fast is Fine, but Accuracy is Everything" - Wyatt Earp | |||
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I'm Fine |
At least 2 ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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Yes, Two screw. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Maybe she was in a hurry to get to the head BIDEN SUCKS. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Well, the nickname for Australia is, after all, “Down Under”... | |||
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All kinds of stupid there, starting with being on the bow, underway, at night and apparently no one else to be on the helm. Lucky they aren’t dead. | |||
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| The Whack-Job Whisperer  |
She felt the earth move! But it was just the impact with the bouy.... .or running aground. Regards 18DAI 7+1 Rounds of hope and change | |||
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He lost track of where his rudder was taking them.  Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers | |||
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Once they hit the bouy and yacht it was officially the poop deck... | |||
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Yokel |
Have to ask the deckhand!! Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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Fortunately, no loss of seamen reported. ____________________ | |||
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Mistake Not... |
Wait, so having drunken sex with your deckhand while captaining an expensive luxury yacht while underway at night is a no-no? Hold on, I'm trying to write this all down. This is good stuff to know here, I mean, who knew right? ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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Did they run aground on No Bikini Atoll? Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Honey, your job title is DECK-hand. I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea Cause I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard We'll search for tomorrow on every shore And I'll try, oh yeah, I'll try ... to carry on Come sail away, come sail away Come sail away with me now Come sail away, come sail away Come sail away with me | |||
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Me thinks in all the sweaty hijinx the captain didn't have a hold of the correct remote control joystick. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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delicately calloused |
I'm not familiar with sailor speak. Which is the deck hand, right or left? You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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^^^^ that's a knee slapper right there =============================== so, I'm wondering...... was she the Captain's First Mate or were there previous night time collisions?? *********************** * Diligentia Vis Celeritis * *********************** "Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy." - Sun Tsu - The Art of War "Fast is Fine, but Accuracy is Everything" - Wyatt Earp | |||
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So, half the guys are going: "What a dumb ass!" The rest: "How do I get a job on a boat?" | |||
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