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| Eschew Obfuscation |
This fellow recently quit and they need to fill the position. Great part time job for anyone who enjoys working with animals. Flexible hours. Good pay. _____________________________________________________________________ “Civilization is not inherited; it has to be learned and earned by each generation anew; if the transmission should be interrupted for one century, civilization would die, and we should be savages again." - Will Durant | ||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I need a job, but not as badly as I thought I did. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Just for the hell of it  |
Oh hell no. I have no problem with snakes. Seen many poisonous ones in the wild and never had an issue or been worried. Still, no way am I doing what that guy is going. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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Don't Panic |
Pink-box has an attitude. | |||
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Assault Accountant |
I found that facinating.  __________________ Member NRA Member NYSRPA | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
Pink box??? What about blue box? That f—er came out with both fists up! Geez.... __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
As a bonus you get a venom tolerance... If you don't die of course Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Just because you can, doesn't mean you should |
Hard to imagine needing money that bad. ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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Old Air Cavalryman |
Nope. I'm good.  "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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The guy behind the guy |
That dude has ice in his veins! | |||
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Membership has its privileges |
Da' fuk is wrong with him? Hell no!!!!!! Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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| Member |
I wonder if there's an OSHA reg about that, the latex gloves seem...inadequate. The rats looked dead and some got ignored, can the cobras sense body heat? | |||
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Member |
Not enough pay! ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Too clever by half |
The cobras seemed to miss the mice a lot, even at point blank range. What do you figure this facility is for, venom collection? That's a lot of damn tubs. "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Did he really quit? Or, one of the snakes quit him? Q | |||
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| Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
Hell to the no. To the infinitive power. I'm with India Jones on this one. I've described the Serpentarium down in Wilmington a few times here. Housed pretty much every guaranteed-death snake, in triplicate. I'd tell you that my worst fear when I worked down there was getting a call there where snakes were loose and I had to go in, except that would be a lie. Because my ass wasn't going in, so I didn't worry about it. Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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| If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly!  |
Didn't the guy that ran that place get killed by his wife/girlfriend? Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. | |||
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Happily Retired |
I don't think so. .....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress. | |||
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Comic Relief |
I suspect a new topic Enough with the cobra pictures in the What's Your Deal! section would't get many hits. | |||
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