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Another Florida Man tells deputies he only drinks at stop signs & traffic lights.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/...ng-chicago-tourist-1

http://www.fox13news.com/news/...p-signs-signals-only

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Less is more.
 
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Saw the headlines and immediately thought of this guy...

 
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At least the police didn't shoot an unarmed man.


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Schrodinger's perp:
Armed and unarmed at the same time.



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I doubt they caught him red handed.


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I wonder if they cuffed his ankles? Lol
 
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But wait, there's more: "Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled."
 
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Originally posted by Archie Teuthis:
Another Florida Man tells deputies he only drinks at stop signs & traffic lights.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/...ng-chicago-tourist-1

http://www.fox13news.com/news/...p-signs-signals-only
It's great to live here in Florida! Something new every day. Not boring, like when I lived in NYC, or Chicago, or even San Juan PR.



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Yeah, but the police are stumped about how he pulled this off.
 
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Did you come from behind
that rock, or from under it?

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Crenshaw harbors a major grudge against Raylan Givens.




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If he's holding the scissors in his toes, is the victim just standing there instead of just taking a step backwards?

A couple of years ago, a woman boarded the plane hauling a decent sized carry-on and it appeared to me that she could use help getting it in the overhead bin. I said "Can I give you a hand?" She said "Yes." After helping her, I noticed she was missing her left hand below the wrist. Doh!


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I wonder if he runs with scissors?

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I have a mental image of an officer standing there, handcuffs in hand saying "hmmmmm....?!"




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I have a mental image of an officer standing there, handcuffs in hand saying "hmmmmm....?!"


Would he cuff his feet instead? Big Grin


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Didn't Florida have a problem with homeless guys eating the faces of others?
 
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