I was sitting at the red light minding my own business when the car in front of me suddenly backed up into me.
Living the Dream
I used that one time when role playing for an accident investigation class.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away!
If you beat your swords into plowshares, you will become farmers for those who didn't!
Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners-George Carlin
I had quite a few miles of divided, multi lane highway on my beat. One night I came upon a car that was weaving badly across both lanes of travel. This was being done at the speed of 20 MPH. Aha! A drunk! I called for back-up and due to our blistering speed and it being a slow night, I was soon joined by my entire shift, including my sergeant. We all cruised for a while, until our drunk noticed a parade of cop cars behind him. He exited the highway, pulled into a closed gas station and got out of his car. He walked up to the door, tried it and then sat down on the sidewalk. When I walked up to him, he said:
"You got nothing on me. I aint driving"!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
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My first job back in the late 80's was a Dunkin Donuts. The owner told me about how he was making a delivery very, very early one morning. On his way back to the store he was stopped at a traffic light on a slight incline. He had an old Subaru. He said he started to doze off and his foot slipped off the brake and the car was in neutral. He gently rolled back into the car behind him. The other guy got out and was yelling and screaming at him. He told him to STFU, if he called the cops he'd say the guy ran into HIM!
There was no damage and they both got back into their cars and drove away. Apparently it does happen!
Remind your client that I offered multiple times to arrest his cousin if he would just point him out. Your client declined.
Must have been his favorite cousin!
"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
Lady was driving with the left rear tire/wheel completely locked up.
"Why did you pull me over?"
Edited to actual Statement. "Sumdude"
Sadly I've done that twice...in a police car. The only good thing about it is everybody gawking as they go by thinks somebody rear ended a cop
It Wasn't Me. - Shaggy.
Learn it, know it, live it.......Brad Hamilton
Certified iPhone and Glock fan-boi..
I speak jive.
I once got banned from a liberal forum because my username was Dindu Nuffin.
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