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Jack of All Trades,
Master of Nothing
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Why is it that I know that anything that follows this statement will be compete and total bullshit?




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
Posts: 10360 | Location: Anchorage, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Ah, the lie flags. Here's another-"To be honest with you..."

And another-"I ain't gonna lie...."

Anyone else have any favorites?
 
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If you wasn't doing nothin', then you were doing something


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Posts: 6824 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"These ain't my pants.... They my cousins pants."


Sounds just as stupid in Spanish.


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Posts: 5326 | Location: Just moved: Downtown Chi-Town | Registered: February 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I'm Different!
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"I was minding my own business and these two dudes" ...



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Posts: 3887 | Location: Northern Panhandle WV | Registered: March 29, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Who, me?


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Now an FFL licensee, working on SIGs and other assorted firearms. My email is in my profile.
 
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On the DL
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It was like that when I got here.



A mind is a terrible thing.
 
Posts: 19192 | Location: Central Florida (near Orlando) | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"See, what had happened was..."

It comes out as "See, whahahappen wuzzz"


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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"

“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
 
Posts: 5326 | Location: Just moved: Downtown Chi-Town | Registered: February 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Wait, what?
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“Sir, I swear to God...” that’s a clear lie indicator.




NIKE- The Swoosh with a Douche
 
Posts: 9121 | Location: Martinsburg WV | Registered: April 02, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"I was minding my own business and..."


The most dangerous activity known to man!
 
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I watch Live PD frequently. Let me tell you the truth. Bwaaaaahahahaha


I'm not completely useless. I can be used as a bad example.
 
Posts: 3408 | Location: Ohio | Registered: December 27, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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During my short career as a DOD policeman, I was dispatched into a military housing complex to hunt for a prowler. It was about three AM. I came around the corner of a garage and stepped into an alley. I nearly bumped into a dude who was carrying a small portable generator. This was a surprising event for both of us.
Me: "Taking your generator for a walk this morning"?
Dude: "Yes! "Why do you ask"?
That's one of my best, caught red handed, "I aint doin nothing" responses.
He had just broken into a nearby garage.


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Posts: 7476 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I wasn't doin' nothin'


He should be cited for using a double negative.


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You work with Dundu Nuffin too?
 
Posts: 4447 | Location: 7400 feet in Conifer CO | Registered: November 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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"These ain't my pants.... They my cousins pants."


Damn it officer, stop eavesdropping in to my client's and I conversations again!


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The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with.'
 
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… And, here I am today.


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Posts: 2651 | Location: Wichita, Kansas | Registered: March 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bunch of savages
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One of the best ones I saw was on the show Cops.

Police chase a suspect, tackle him, and cuff him. He's on the ground being searched, they pull off his shoes, and find narcotics in his shoes.

His response, "Those aren't my shoes". BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I have a Magistrate on my route. Tuesday is criminal court day, and I try to time it so I get there during their lunch break. I missed it, and happened upon a lady talking to her lawyer. All I caught was the lady saying, "And I told the cop that crack was on the ground. It's not mine". She looked like the type that would say that...


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I apologize now...
 
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Who, me?


No one else around, 0200, two spot lights on him, two units with lights on.
 
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Trust me I'm honest.
 
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Only 2 beers.



all your sig are belong to us
 
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