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Once a Marine,
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Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant. I was opening the mail and had quite a pile of empty envelopes to toss. She is sitting at my desk so she can have access to the computer.

Without thinking I leaned over with my stack of empty envelopes to toss in the trash can under my desk. Regrettably, the words that came out of my mouth were..."could I just slide this between your legs real quick?"

<pause> And hold for uncomfortable silence.

She moved her knees out of the way and I tossed the envelopes. What a fucking dumbass. LOL


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Roz from HR will come for you tomorrow.


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Nice. Big Grin

Seems she was cool about it tho.
 
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Nice. Big Grin

Seems she was cool about it tho.


She muffled a chuckle...which I appreciated.


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On the F-14 the back-up hydraulics are pumped up from the pilot's station.

Had a young n pretty female still learning how to do a daily inspection on the system and I sayz to her "move your leg to one side, grab that [I was pointing at the handle] and pump it up and down until it gets hard then spread your leg and look at that [I was now pointing a dial]. When it gets red you'll know it's ready to go."

And she sayz, with a big smile on her face, "did you really just say that to me?"

DO'H!!







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"Scuze me while I whip this out"


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Anything you say can be construed against you.
 
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looks like someone is taking the sexual harassment class over again Smile.

a friend asked his co worker "I'm sorry! am I making you wet!) lol He got a few drops of water on her
 
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"Scuze me while I whip this out"


My first thought, exactly.


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looks like someone is taking the sexual harassment class over again


Hell.... that’s where I go to get tips & pointers for success!!!!

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Is it sexual harassment week again so soon?


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Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.


What does this mean? LOL Big Grin




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The sexual harassment in here isn't punished.

It is graded.


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quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
"Scuze me while I whip this out"


My first thought, exactly.

Same here. And actually laughing out loud. Laughing hard. Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.


What does this mean? LOL Big Grin


In for pics of the smokeshow. Big Grin


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Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.


What does this mean? LOL Big Grin

Smile
 
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Unnecessarily Hot:
To be such a complete package, that the perfect scent of your hair, the way your clothes fit, the the amazing tone of your voice are just plain overkill and almost district from how hawt you already are.

LOL...that's my definition anyway. In regards to pics, forget it fellas.

a) My boss is a gun guy and for all I know scans this board.

b) More importantly, with my luck my dumb ass will try to sneak a pic and the flash will go off!

Use your imagination!


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So, did you turn fire engine red?

I've had similar situations. Luckily never any complaints.
 
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Is your resume up to date?



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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Is your resume up to date?


LOL

The day has come and gone with no visits from HR.


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