September 16, 2020, 11:24 AM
LeemurI’m officially old
I strained a muscle in my back taking off a hoodie.
September 16, 2020, 01:24 PM
YooperSigsI got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.
September 16, 2020, 01:38 PM
PASig September 16, 2020, 02:05 PM
rsboloPASig, that gave me a chuckle!
September 16, 2020, 02:47 PM
1967GoatFunny thing about sneezing too hard. A few years ago I had a really, really hard sneeze. After that I developed a sore throat. This lasted for a few weeks. I went to an ENT who stuck a camera up my nose into my throat. He showed me the pictures, I actually bruised my vocal chords. They were healing, but had turned yellow like when a bruise on your skin heals.
He asked me if I was a singer. I told him no, I don't sing or do anything like that. His exact words were, "Wow, that must've been one heck of a sneeze!"
September 16, 2020, 02:56 PM
RogueJSKHa. I can imagine 1967Goat's neighborhood being peaceful and quiet, until an enormously loud sneese rips through the air.
Immediately, flocks of birds take flight.
Windows rattle.
Car alarms start blaring.
Babies wake from their naps and begin crying.
And in the distance... sirens.
September 16, 2020, 03:28 PM
1967Goat^^^ LOL!
September 16, 2020, 09:48 PM
john crusherToday at work I slipped and hit my nuts with a wrench.
I'd forgotten how much that can hurt !
September 16, 2020, 09:52 PM
ArtieS^^^^ Enjoy it. You know you're not dead yet.
September 17, 2020, 08:28 AM
vmtzYou know you're old when you get mail from the funeral home inviting you to coffee so you can discuss your funeral arrangements.
Vince
September 17, 2020, 09:42 AM
Leemurquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
I got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.
I’ve done something similar to that also. Time to start looking at elder care facilities I guess.
September 17, 2020, 09:21 PM
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