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I strained a muscle in my back taking off a hoodie. Mad
 
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I got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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PASig, that gave me a chuckle!


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Funny thing about sneezing too hard. A few years ago I had a really, really hard sneeze. After that I developed a sore throat. This lasted for a few weeks. I went to an ENT who stuck a camera up my nose into my throat. He showed me the pictures, I actually bruised my vocal chords. They were healing, but had turned yellow like when a bruise on your skin heals.

He asked me if I was a singer. I told him no, I don't sing or do anything like that. His exact words were, "Wow, that must've been one heck of a sneeze!"
 
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Fighting the good fight
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Ha. I can imagine 1967Goat's neighborhood being peaceful and quiet, until an enormously loud sneese rips through the air.

Immediately, flocks of birds take flight.

Windows rattle.

Car alarms start blaring.

Babies wake from their naps and begin crying.

And in the distance... sirens.
 
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^^^ LOL!
 
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Today at work I slipped and hit my nuts with a wrench.
I'd forgotten how much that can hurt !
 
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^^^^ Enjoy it. You know you're not dead yet.



"We may consent to be governed, but we will not be ruled." - Kevin D. Williamson, 2012

"All the citizens of this land are of right freemen; they owe no allegiance to any class and should recognize no task-masters. Under the chart of their liberties, under the law of high heaven, they are free and without shackles on their limbs nor mortgages upon the fruits of their brain or muscles; they bow down before no prince, potentate, or sovereign, nor kiss the royal robes of any crowned head; they render homage only to their God and should pay tribute only to their Government. Such at least is the spirit of our institutions, the character of our written national compact."

Charles Triplett O’Ferrall of Virginia - In Congress, May 1, 1888
 
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You know you're old when you get mail from the funeral home inviting you to coffee so you can discuss your funeral arrangements.

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
I got that beat. I twisted something in my left elbow. While I slept!
Shortly afterward, the Government sent me a brightly colored card that officially designates me as old.


I’ve done something similar to that also. Time to start looking at elder care facilities I guess. Mad
 
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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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