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November 28, 2017, 09:59 AM
Expert308
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Originally posted by YooperSigs: Want to rock your Christmas? Trans. Siberian. Orchestra.
Yes. Or Mannheim Steamroller.
November 28, 2017, 10:19 AM
msfzoe
Q: What is Slick Willie's favorite Christmas carole? A: Come All Ye Faithful.
November 28, 2017, 10:48 AM
airsoft guy
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Originally posted by Lt CHEG: Sorry, but that's not the worst Christmas song. The worst Christmas song is the Christmas Shoes song. It is horrible, wretched and torturous to the ears and the spirit.
A montage of veterinarians telling little kids they just couldn't save their puppy would be more festive than that pile of shit. Whoever wrote Christmas Shoes ought to be beaten with a sack of oranges. Also more festive than Christmas Shoes.
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Originally posted by Will938: If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
November 28, 2017, 05:12 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
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Originally posted by airsoft guy:
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Originally posted by Lt CHEG: Sorry, but that's not the worst Christmas song. The worst Christmas song is the Christmas Shoes song. It is horrible, wretched and torturous to the ears and the spirit.
A montage of veterinarians telling little kids they just couldn't save their puppy would be more festive than that pile of shit. Whoever wrote Christmas Shoes ought to be beaten with a sack of oranges. Also more festive than Christmas Shoes.
I remember your comments about that song from a few years back...I had never heard it before until I looked it up on the YouTubes...yep, that song is so depressing it should come with a bottle of rum and a pack of single blade razor blades
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
I enjoy many of them, on Christmas Eve and Day. Beyond that I don't want to hear it.
November 28, 2017, 07:27 PM
shovelhead
"Dominick The Donkey" by Lou Monte gets my vote. My previous employer played XM Christmas music from the day that channel was activated. Only so many times a day over ten hours a person should be forced to listen to that. Nine years of it five or six days a week....
The guy in shipping and receiving has his desk directly in front of the speaker. It's amazing how foam rubber and duct tape can silence a hard wired thru conduit speaker.
-------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
November 28, 2017, 08:32 PM
dwright1951
I started working in retail pharmacy shortly after I turned 16 (delivery, stock boy, general,flunky) til I retired (pharmacist) so I was exposed to all manner of Christmas music beginning right after Thanksgiving til they decided to stop playing after Christmas EVERY DAMN year. Therefore I hate Christmas music!
November 28, 2017, 09:12 PM
Sgt Neutron
I heard this once long ago, and has become my favorite version of this song:
November 28, 2017, 09:36 PM
2012BOSS302
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Originally posted by muzzleloader: John Lennon So This is Christmas. I cannot change the radio fast enough.
This one! Lennon singing a Christmas song - gag.
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November 28, 2017, 11:37 PM
k5blazer
Come December a co-worker will play "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." I can't wait.
November 29, 2017, 12:56 AM
redwood25
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Originally posted by YooperSigs: Want to rock your Christmas? Trans. Siberian. Orchestra.
Ugh. Was taken to a concert by my sister and her family. I'll never forgive them.
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November 29, 2017, 12:56 AM
redwood25
Any version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is terrible.
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November 29, 2017, 02:42 PM
229DAK
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Originally posted by k5blazer: Come December a co-worker will play "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." I can't wait.
Most anything sung by a kid sucks.
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
December 02, 2017, 01:50 PM
mttaylor1066
Another vote for Dominick the Donkey as worst Xmas song ever... the intermittent braying is just twisting the aural knife.
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December 02, 2017, 04:35 PM
Graniteguy
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Originally posted by KenS: If it isn't sung by Burl Ives or Bing Crosby, it isn't Christmas music.
Ken
Don't forget Brenda Lee
December 02, 2017, 05:07 PM
Aquilon
You guys have nailed most of my top ten awful Christmas tunes already. The donkey thing, the hippo thing, baby it's cold outside, Santa baby, that McCartney travesty....
But you left out Bruce Springsteen's pant-crapping "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Ick.
December 02, 2017, 06:07 PM
mr kablammo
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Originally posted by Aquilon: You guys have nailed most of my top ten awful Christmas tunes already. The donkey thing, the hippo thing, baby it's cold outside, Santa baby, that McCartney travesty....
But you left out Bruce Springsteen's pant-crapping "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Ick.
Help us out, please evaluate this one. Rapping in german to the tune of Jingle Bells about ganja smoking Santa...
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
