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" Bells will be ringing " and " Blue Christmas " make me want to puke . For some reason " Handel's Messiah " gives me a warm fuzzy .
 
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Y'all are a bunch of amateurs. My Mom used to insist on playing Star Wars Christmas in the Stars while decorating the Christmas tree.

All 8 songs are bad (very, very bad) but this song should be banned by the Geneva Convention:

Link to original video: https://youtu.be/OSWCQ7ALEms



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Want to rock your Christmas?
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Siberian.
Orchestra.

Yes. Or Mannheim Steamroller.
 
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Q: What is Slick Willie's favorite Christmas carole?
A: Come All Ye Faithful.
 
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Sorry, but that's not the worst Christmas song. The worst Christmas song is the Christmas Shoes song. It is horrible, wretched and torturous to the ears and the spirit.


A montage of veterinarians telling little kids they just couldn't save their puppy would be more festive than that pile of shit. Whoever wrote Christmas Shoes ought to be beaten with a sack of oranges. Also more festive than Christmas Shoes.



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Sorry, but that's not the worst Christmas song. The worst Christmas song is the Christmas Shoes song. It is horrible, wretched and torturous to the ears and the spirit.


A montage of veterinarians telling little kids they just couldn't save their puppy would be more festive than that pile of shit. Whoever wrote Christmas Shoes ought to be beaten with a sack of oranges. Also more festive than Christmas Shoes.


I remember your comments about that song from a few years back...I had never heard it before until I looked it up on the YouTubes...yep, that song is so depressing it should come with a bottle of rum and a pack of single blade razor blades Frown


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Christmas music blaring over the speakers.


But at least back then, it wasn't October


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I enjoy many of them, on Christmas Eve and Day. Beyond that I don't want to hear it.
 
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"Dominick The Donkey" by Lou Monte gets my vote. My previous employer played XM Christmas music from the day that channel was activated. Only so many times a day over ten hours a person should be forced to listen to that. Nine years of it five or six days a week....

The guy in shipping and receiving has his desk directly in front of the speaker. It's amazing how foam rubber and duct tape can silence a hard wired thru conduit speaker.
 
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I started working in retail pharmacy shortly after I turned 16 (delivery, stock boy, general,flunky) til I retired (pharmacist) so I was exposed to all manner of Christmas music beginning right after Thanksgiving til they decided to stop playing after Christmas EVERY DAMN year. Therefore I hate Christmas music!
 
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I heard this once long ago, and has become my favorite version of this song:

 
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John Lennon So This is Christmas. I cannot change the radio fast enough.


This one! Lennon singing a Christmas song - gag.


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Come December a co-worker will play "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." I can't wait.
 
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Want to rock your Christmas?
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Siberian.
Orchestra.


Ugh. Was taken to a concert by my sister and her family. I'll never forgive them.


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Any version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is terrible.


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Come December a co-worker will play "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." I can't wait.

Most anything sung by a kid sucks.


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Another vote for Dominick the Donkey as worst Xmas song ever... the intermittent braying is just twisting the aural knife.


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If it isn't sung by Burl Ives or Bing Crosby, it isn't Christmas music.

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You guys have nailed most of my top ten awful Christmas tunes already. The donkey thing, the hippo thing, baby it's cold outside, Santa baby, that McCartney travesty....

But you left out Bruce Springsteen's pant-crapping "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Ick.
 
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You guys have nailed most of my top ten awful Christmas tunes already. The donkey thing, the hippo thing, baby it's cold outside, Santa baby, that McCartney travesty....

But you left out Bruce Springsteen's pant-crapping "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Ick.


Help us out, please evaluate this one. Rapping in german to the tune of Jingle Bells about ganja smoking Santa...

https://youtu.be/XrT8BwSaEnc


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