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Fellow Luddites: When you lick your envelopes
February 08, 2019, 11:54 AM
jhe888Fellow Luddites: When you lick your envelopes
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Originally posted by ffips:
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Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....
Registered in 2011 and this is what you opt for a second post?
I think it is genius.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. February 08, 2019, 01:04 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
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Originally posted by ffips:
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Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....
Registered in 2011 and this is what you opt for a second post?
I think it is genius.
I'm still laughing and waiting till I see someone lick the flap to tell them as much.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
February 08, 2019, 03:39 PM
ffipsquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
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Originally posted by ffips:
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Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....
Registered in 2011 and this is what you opt for a second post?
I think it is genius.
It might be genius which makes me wonder if the first post was also.
February 08, 2019, 03:43 PM
SSgt USMC/VetAlways have and also use tape to keep sealed.
February 08, 2019, 04:56 PM
Dustoff1970My heartfelt Thank You to those who saw the intended humor in my post to this wonderful human condition thread. Alas, the post count police did not fail in their never ending vigil to discourage infrequent posters. Bravo, never let your guard down in performing this invaluable forum service.
February 08, 2019, 04:59 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
My heartfelt Thank You to those who saw the intended humor in my post to this wonderful human condition thread. Alas, the post count police did not fail in their never ending vigil to discourage infrequent posters. Bravo, never let your guard down in performing this invaluable forum service.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים February 08, 2019, 05:13 PM
ffipsquote:
Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
My heartfelt Thank You to those who saw the intended humor in my post to this wonderful human condition thread. Alas, the post count police did not fail in their never ending vigil to discourage infrequent posters. Bravo, never let your guard down in performing this invaluable forum service.
My intent wasn't to discourage you sir. I thought the statement was funny. When I saw it was your second post it caused me to pause. Please forgive my comment (not publically because I don't want to drive up your count).
Apologies to the OP for the interruption.
February 08, 2019, 05:51 PM
RichardCYes, well, the ink on the preprinted envelopes comes from recycled ground up date pits.
Same supplier as the envelope glue.
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February 08, 2019, 06:23 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Yes, well, the ink on the preprinted envelopes comes from recycled ground up date pits.
Same supplier as the envelope glue.
Whenever I think about licking ink...I am reminded of
The Name Of The Rose and then think better of it
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
February 09, 2019, 02:05 AM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by ffips:
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Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....
Registered in 2011 and this is what you opt for a second post?
His problem is he comes up with what to post next then he waits for an appropriate thread to post it in.
You should have read his first post. It was "Come again?"
For his third post, he's waiting for the lone ranger joke where Tonto gets off his horse, puts his head to the ground, then pronounces, "Hmm.. herd of buffalo was here."
The lone ranger asks, "You must have good hearing Tonto. Do you hear them?"
Tonto answers, "No, sticky ear from..."
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
March 23, 2019, 10:39 AM
selogicI've been using the peel and stick stamps for years .