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Fellow Luddites: When you lick your envelopes

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February 06, 2019, 08:45 AM
RichardC
Fellow Luddites: When you lick your envelopes
always lick up and down, never parallel to the edge of the flap.

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February 06, 2019, 08:54 AM
Puckpilot78
Filed under: things you only do once!



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February 06, 2019, 09:53 AM
Pipe Smoker
I lick parallel to the edge of the flap – never had any problem doing it that way. I’m guessing that you had tongue cuts. Maybe the reason I don’t suffer those is because I’m never short on saliva.



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February 06, 2019, 09:55 AM
phydough
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
always lick up and down, never parallel to the edge of the flap.


But then, you get that newfangled pull off strip caught in your teeth.
February 06, 2019, 10:08 AM
Vgex
I use a glue stick now. I ain't going out like Susan.


February 06, 2019, 10:17 AM
YooperSigs
++++ The pull off strip thing! Fabulous invention.


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February 06, 2019, 10:20 AM
sjtill
Pull-off strip AND security markings.
Hardly use envelopes any more, and I’m happy about that.


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February 06, 2019, 04:46 PM
roberth
...and tape them afterward.




February 06, 2019, 04:51 PM
ffips
Wax seals FTW!!! Big Grin
February 06, 2019, 09:02 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by Vgex:
I use a glue stick now. I ain't going out like Susan.



First thing I thought of too. Big Grin




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February 06, 2019, 09:57 PM
RNshooter
I have been running them under a trickling faucet, for years.
I don't know what's on them or in that glue!
(((Shudder)))

Bruce






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February 06, 2019, 10:40 PM
shovelhead
I use a wet paper towel. That glue tastes like yuck.


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February 07, 2019, 07:21 AM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by ffips:
Wax seals FTW!!! Big Grin


I do that. Wink






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February 07, 2019, 08:00 AM
henryaz
 
I never lick one. If it's someone else's envelope, I use a glue stick or scotch tape. My own supply are all peel and stick.



When in doubt, mumble
February 07, 2019, 08:45 AM
El Cid 92
quote:
Originally posted by ffips:
Wax seals FTW!!! Big Grin


Yep... pull out the signet ring, wax, and a candle. Its the finer things in life that make a difference.


Andrew



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February 07, 2019, 01:13 PM
Georgeair
quote:
Originally posted by roberth:
...and tape them afterward.


Welcome to paranoidialand. Weather is fine here!



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February 07, 2019, 02:11 PM
dynorat
quote:
Originally posted by shovelhead:
I use a wet paper towel. That glue tastes like yuck.


damp sponge, or a small slice of one works great too.


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February 07, 2019, 02:39 PM
sourdough44
I’m a taper too, most don’t stay sealed with just a lick.
February 07, 2019, 10:53 PM
Dustoff1970
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....
February 08, 2019, 09:02 AM
ffips
quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff1970:
I thought everyone knew envelope glue was made from camel semen....


Registered in 2011 and this is what you opt for a second post? Roll Eyes