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Trite expressions on the forum

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November 19, 2019, 01:43 PM
sigfreund
Trite expressions on the forum
I’m not exposed to the minor annoyances most people complain about because I don’t watch teevee, listen to talk shows on the radio, or subscribe to left wing periodicals. But because the forum is one of my sources of news, I can’t avoid the overused expressions and comments that infest so many of the threads. I don’t usually object to the sentiments being expressed, but geez: how about a little originality once in a while?

A few examples:

“If you made the story up, no one would believe it.”
“That will (or won’t) buff out.”
“He was turning his life around.”
Any reference to an exploding head.
“Dindunuffin’”
Any reference to “booger hooks” and “bang switches.”
Any reference to “Bubba” (unless it’s a real person).
Any mention of global warming in discussions about cold weather or snow. (For some reason, however, it’s never mentioned in reference to heat waves or wildfires. Strange. Roll Eyes )
“A solution in search of a problem.”
Any reference to someone’s having to change his underwear after a scary event.
“You’re overthinking it.” (Yeah, no thinking about complex questions allowed. Roll Eyes )




“The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
— Bertrand Russell
November 19, 2019, 01:47 PM
tatortodd
Big Grin Bless your heart Big Grin



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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November 19, 2019, 01:49 PM
sigfreund
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Bless your heart


Thanks: Keep 'em coming! Big Grin




“The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
— Bertrand Russell
November 19, 2019, 02:01 PM
Patrick-SP2022
Hold my beer and watch this.
Smile



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November 19, 2019, 02:02 PM
RogB
Hookers and blow


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November 19, 2019, 02:07 PM
straightshooter1
Hey, relax, it is what it is.

Bob
November 19, 2019, 02:09 PM
ersatzknarf
Just sayin' Wink




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November 19, 2019, 02:27 PM
RHINOWSO
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
November 19, 2019, 02:34 PM
MNSIG
Boating accident
November 19, 2019, 02:37 PM
PHPaul
Who?
Furniture (dang that's lame)
"running"
Any cutesy name for a gun ending in "y"...Mossy, Remmy, Shotty...Grow the fuck up already.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
November 19, 2019, 03:47 PM
sourdough44
‘Don’t get me wrong’. ‘It is what it is’.

‘That said’.

The list goes on & on. It’s best to be good at ignoring stuff, otherwise it’s to easy to get annoyed.

Disregard.
November 19, 2019, 04:10 PM
LS1 GTO
Lost in a boating accident









Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


November 19, 2019, 04:12 PM
trapper189
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
November 19, 2019, 05:04 PM
BigSwede
Yer Momma


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“I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.”
November 19, 2019, 05:22 PM
Pyker
'Platform'

'Breaks like glass/smooth as buttah'

'Tactical'

'Begs the question' (when it actually doesn't)

'Playing Devils Advocate' (when they actually aren't)
November 19, 2019, 05:32 PM
SW_Sig
“Running” as in what scope are you running on your AR?
November 19, 2019, 06:02 PM
Ronin1069
The phrase dealing with Religion that shall not be named....but uttering it is an instant thread lock.


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November 19, 2019, 06:13 PM
Patrick-SP2022
"sub-MOA, all day long, as long as I do my part..."



And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
November 19, 2019, 06:16 PM
PowerSurge
What do we like?
For fuck’s sake.
November 19, 2019, 06:22 PM
64dodge
School me on......