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Trite expressions on the forum
November 19, 2019, 01:43 PM
sigfreundTrite expressions on the forum
I’m not exposed to the minor annoyances most people complain about because I don’t watch teevee, listen to talk shows on the radio, or subscribe to left wing periodicals. But because the forum is one of my sources of news, I can’t avoid the overused expressions and comments that infest so many of the threads. I don’t usually object to the sentiments being expressed, but geez: how about a little originality once in a while?
A few examples:
“If you made the story up, no one would believe it.”
“That will (or won’t) buff out.”
“He was turning his life around.”
Any reference to an exploding head.
“Dindunuffin’”
Any reference to “booger hooks” and “bang switches.”
Any reference to “Bubba” (unless it’s a real person).
Any mention of global warming in discussions about cold weather or snow. (For some reason, however, it’s never mentioned in reference to heat waves or wildfires. Strange.
)
“A solution in search of a problem.”
Any reference to someone’s having to change his underwear after a scary event.
“You’re overthinking it.” (Yeah, no thinking about complex questions allowed.
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“I am prudent, you are fearful, he is panicking.”
— JOS November 19, 2019, 01:47 PM
tatortodd
Bless your heart
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. November 19, 2019, 01:49 PM
sigfreundquote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Bless your heart
Thanks: Keep 'em coming!
“I am prudent, you are fearful, he is panicking.”
— JOS November 19, 2019, 02:01 PM
Patrick-SP2022Hold my beer and watch this.
Yeah, well sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. November 19, 2019, 02:02 PM
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November 19, 2019, 02:07 PM
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November 19, 2019, 02:27 PM
RHINOWSOShe Who Must Be Obeyed.
November 19, 2019, 02:34 PM
MNSIGBoating accident
November 19, 2019, 02:37 PM
PHPaulWho?
Furniture (dang that's lame)
"running"
Any cutesy name for a gun ending in "y"...Mossy, Remmy, Shotty...Grow the fuck up already.
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November 19, 2019, 03:47 PM
sourdough44‘Don’t get me wrong’. ‘It is what it is’.
‘That said’.
The list goes on & on. It’s best to be good at ignoring stuff, otherwise it’s to easy to get annoyed.
Disregard.
November 19, 2019, 04:10 PM
LS1 GTOLost in a boating accident
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
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Some people listen to the noise of the world,
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trapper189You're gonna need a bigger boat.
November 19, 2019, 05:04 PM
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November 19, 2019, 05:22 PM
Pyker'Platform'
'Breaks like glass/smooth as buttah'
'Tactical'
'Begs the question' (when it actually doesn't)
'Playing Devils Advocate' (when they actually aren't)
November 19, 2019, 05:32 PM
SW_Sig“Running” as in what scope are you running on your AR?
November 19, 2019, 06:02 PM
Ronin1069The phrase dealing with Religion that shall not be named....but uttering it is an instant thread lock.
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November 19, 2019, 06:13 PM
Patrick-SP2022"sub-MOA, all day long, as long as I do my part..."
Yeah, well sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand. November 19, 2019, 06:16 PM
PowerSurgeWhat do we like?
For fuck’s sake.
November 19, 2019, 06:22 PM
64dodgeSchool me on......