Enough with the cat pictures

bald eagle

As good once
as I ever was!
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Apparently you don't know who I think I am!

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Drug Dealer
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quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.

You should have appealed that, Orguss.

Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).

Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).

Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)

Q.E.D.

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vthoky

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quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.

Holy cow! Are you kidding me?

Wow.

God bless America.

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Fowler

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quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.

Next thing you know you'll show up on the Sex Offender list (probably under the "Sex-with-Animals" sub-group).

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getupatree

marinated and
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quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.

Holy cow! Are you kidding me? Wow.

obviously, it was because there was a p*ssy in the pic.

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colomtn

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sigalert

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quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:

I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.

All those fine avatars and you get busted for that?????

“Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison

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Orguss

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
You should have appealed that, Orguss.

Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).

Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).

Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)

Q.E.D.

I actually said something along these lines when I was presented with the write-up. The client we were working for was a City agency and the complainant was a female supervisor, so I had to take the hit. I made a show of pointing out every possibly offensive item in the office after I returned, though.

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sigmonkey

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quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I received a 3-day suspension for having that as my desktop wallpaper. The write-up cited masturbation as the offense. I was astounded.
You should have appealed that, Orguss.

Point #1: Cats have sharp claws attached to their fingers (unlike us).

Point #2: Cats can reach their equipment with their faces (unlike us).

Point #3: This is definitely NOT cat masturbation. (Or at least not the way I'd choke my chicken, were I a cat.)

Q.E.D.

I actually said something along these lines when I was presented with the write-up. The client we were working for was a City agency and the complainant was a female supervisor, so I had to take the hit. I made a show of pointing out every possibly offensive item in the office after I returned, though.

Sometimes the people you have to endure are worse than any silly "punishments" they can dish out.

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sigmonkey

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_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

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sigmonkey

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quote:
Originally posted by kkina:...
I thought of that, but figured I was already at my pun quota for the day!

Never let one get away, someone always needs a laff or a groan.

It let's them know they are alive.

We are doing them a service.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

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Drug Dealer
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quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by kkina:...
I thought of that, but figured I was already at my pun quota for the day!

Never let one get away, someone always needs a laff or a groan.

It let's them know they are alive.

We are doing them a service.

Thanks for your service, monkey. Kinda like pain, huh?

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

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policetruck

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quote:
Originally posted by Oat_Action_Man:
I'm chuckling at how predictable the responses to this topic are.

I can only assume Milliron knew exactly what would happen.

Oat

The only reason I clicked on this was to look at 8 pages of cat pictures!

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P250UA5

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quote:
Originally posted by policetruck:
quote:
Originally posted by Oat_Action_Man:
I'm chuckling at how predictable the responses to this topic are.

I can only assume Milliron knew exactly what would happen.

Oat

The only reason I clicked on this was to look at 8 9 pages of cat pictures!

Fixed

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_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

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