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Now and Zen |
That is because cats are always plotting something. ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Cute cats, JAllen. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
The look says, "the food bowl is only 3/4 full. Work on it". __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 I didn't make it, so am not responsible for the misspelling. | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
 Georgie was here.  美しい犬 | |||
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Egregore's reminded me of this classic:  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Old Air Cavalryman |
Mine too. "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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Ammoholic |
^^^ Why do you guys bring the cat in with you to poop? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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This Space for Rent |
^^^. We don't. They just show up thinking it's a good time to get into your pants... We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
The little demon that Paragon conned me into taking, will push on the door to try to come in. If the latch has not caught, she will come in and jump up on the sink to supervise. If she can't open the door she wi lie down outside the bathroom, facing the door, until I come out. She does the same thing when my wife is in the bathroom. I bet we could drive her (the cat, not my wife) nuts by each going into a different bathroom at the same time. Cat would not know which of us to supervise. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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I like that! Too bad we only have one bathroom, or we'd try it on our cats.  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| Ammoholic |
Our cats *try* to join me. I'm bigger, I don't let them. I do see paws reaching under the door, but they can't operate the door knob. Girlfriend does let Gray in with her for some reason. I personally don't enjoy company. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Pooping with Kitty is the routine for me. If I securely close the door, the paw come up from under the door, grips the door and rattles it. Hard to concentrate with that going on. I usually surrender. And yes, I have cat hair in my underwear. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Old Air Cavalryman |
Divorced, so I have a three bedroom house to myself. The ex couldn't have pets at her apartment and I'm a cat person, ( the ex called me the 'cat whisperer' ) so 'Kiowa' lives with me. I just leave the doors open and he will follow me around the house, to include bathroom trips and showers. He doesn't jump in the shower, but he will perch up on the bathtub on the other side of the wall from the shower. Once I turn off the water and grab the towel off the holder, he peeks around the wall and meows. I'll stoop down to see him and he'll tap me on the nose with his paw.  "Also I heard the voice of the Lord saying who shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, here am I, send me." | |||
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I don't bother to shut the door. No cats here, but dogs, and they all seem fascinated that I sit down to poop. Something seems to draw them in when you are sitting on the can. | |||
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A Grateful American |
DO NOT DO THIS!!!! The cat will begin subdividing like a meth infused amoeba. And before you know it, we'll be up to our armpits in demon cats. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Ammoholic |
I feared temporal rift. If it's just tribbles then I guess it's not that bad. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| אַרְיֵה |
Dog is trying to figure out why you're doing it in his water bowl instead of pooping in the back yard (or neighbor's lawn) like all warm-blooded creatures should do. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
I think the demon cat ship done docked, unloaded, reloaded, and put back to sea. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
https://youtu.be/EdnkSBDWAs0 "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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