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September 21, 2014, 03:43 AM
matthew03
Hunter S. Thompson cat is always one of my favorites.
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
September 23, 2014, 02:52 PM
Expert308
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Originally posted by Broadside:
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Originally posted by matthew03: ^^^ I have not enjoyed toilet paper from the proper dispenser in over 14 years.
It didn't take long to learn that I would be using "shredded floor TP" if I didn't store it somewhere my cat couldn't get to it.
You know you can just turn the roll around the other way.
I used to think that too. The cat had other ideas. She just sat on the throne and clawed bug chunks out of the roll. I'm talking 20 layers deep chunks. When you tried to use it later, it looked like one of those snowflake cutout things you used to make in grade school.
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September 24, 2014, 01:54 PM
rburg
I like the white one. I think it should be named Snowball or Snowflake.
Unhappy ammo seeker
September 26, 2014, 06:05 PM
egregore
September 28, 2014, 05:59 PM
Orguss
Don't forget to stretch first!
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 30, 2014, 06:33 PM
kz1000
------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris
October 01, 2014, 11:06 AM
Stirek
October 02, 2014, 12:38 AM
Jim Shugart
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
October 02, 2014, 09:48 AM
Sig2340
Nice is overrated
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