Somebody should slap the ever-lovin' shit out of that jerk.
July 09, 2014, 01:47 PM
jhe888
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Originally posted by Orguss:
My son's dog, which is the friendliest, goofiest dog you can imagine, barks at black people only. The only reason can be that they are unfamiliar; my son has had him since he was weaned, and he has never been around many black people.This message has been edited. Last edited by: jhe888,
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
July 09, 2014, 02:27 PM
Swain0351
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Originally posted by Mr. Kook:
quote:
Originally posted by Swain0351: We are not amused.
If Ron Swanson were a cat.
Pretty much.
"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
July 10, 2014, 03:36 AM
PorterN
Captioned "The internet has sprung a leak"
____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
July 10, 2014, 08:24 AM
Ripley
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Originally posted by PorterN: Captioned "The internet has sprung a leak"
First guy through gives a half beat pause to check the environment, situational awareness!
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
July 10, 2014, 08:40 AM
cjwagner
Wasn't trying to be inflammatory. I'm sure he opened it right up and let him out.
_____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama
July 10, 2014, 05:45 PM
Floyd D. Barber
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Originally posted by bronicabill: Nothing funny.... just two of my fur babies.
Oh! It's you again!
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
July 10, 2014, 08:01 PM
Floyd D. Barber
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
July 10, 2014, 08:22 PM
JeffreyD103
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Originally posted by bronicabill: Nothing funny.... just two of my fur babies. ...
The gray cat in the back is beautiful! I love his (hers?) ears.
---------------------------------------------------------- Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
July 10, 2014, 08:32 PM
whanson_wi
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"Schrödinger's Flinch"
- off to college, I got in the habit of playing this with a friend's *declawed* cat. Home for a visit, and I forgot that Mom's cat was an outside cat, still had his claws, and didn't understand the rules of the game.
Ouch.
=== I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
July 10, 2014, 09:29 PM
rburg
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Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
I saw a nearly identical photo of Paris Hilton. Only it wasn't a kitten looking out.
Unhappy ammo seeker
July 10, 2014, 11:22 PM
bronicabill
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Originally posted by JeffreyD103:
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Originally posted by bronicabill: Nothing funny.... just two of my fur babies. ...
The gray cat in the back is beautiful! I love his (hers?) ears.
That's my daughter's precious sweet Biskit. He's about a 25-pounder and dearly loves his girl.
The short-hair in front is my Oreo. He was orphaned at 4-weeks old by the April 27,2011 tornados here in north Alabama, so I rescued him. We bonded instantly, and now he stays attached to me like velcro! He is fiesty, nosy, stubborn, and dowright obnoxious at times, but you will not find a sweeter, more loving cat either! He sleeps on me every night, then gives me a bath the moment I wake in the morning. Whatever it takes to be close to me at all times!
_____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama
July 10, 2014, 11:47 PM
Ripley
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Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
Pretty sure that's a repost, thank you.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
July 11, 2014, 06:42 AM
Stirek
July 11, 2014, 08:51 AM
Z06
________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
First guy through gives a half beat pause to check the environment, situational awareness!
