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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
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^^^Ha! I love that.



I met my grandson getting off the bus when he was in something like 1st or 2nd grade wearing this mask. He absolutely refused to get off until I took the mask off. Scared the whey out of him

Hard to apologize when you're laughing so hard you got tears running down your cheeks. Bus driver about pissed himself too.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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and mom was right, your face stayed like that!

Razz




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?

Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?



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and mom was right, your face stayed like that!

Razz


I know, right? Frown




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Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?

Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?


I have no clue.

You may be right.

When I was a kid and our dog had puppies, 2 of my neighbors cats wound up dead from getting to close to the pups. And I mean DEAD. I had to collect the parts to bury them.




"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
 
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Well, first off, how the hell did that bitch sneak up on the cat?

Second, you suppose they are friends and mom dog was playing?


Maybe someone's running a lawn mower nearby




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I've walked up to unsuspecting cats before. It does help if you're downwind to mask your scent and the sound of your footsteps, but it's not necessary. I took these two photos of a feral cat sleeping at a bus yard. When I took the second pic, the cat heard the camera shutter and took off. I never saw the cat again.






"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
 
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Cats make mistakes, too. I walked right up behind an awake, perfectly alert kitty who had been standing in my yard like she owned it. She finally turned around and made eye contact, stared at me like she'd met grim death, then hit the eject.



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MY cat will head butt if I'm down on the floor is pitty-pattin mdoe. If I'm standing up he usually just claws the shit out of my leg, occasionally climbing up it and more than once hooking my "balzac" in the process. Explain to certain people why you have a Band-aid on your testicles. Roll Eyes Eek

Lately he's taken to leaving me with marks on my feet. Not just a scratch mind you but go right ahead and puncture thorough the socks. Blood stains seem to hold up really well on 100% cotton fabric.


Seriously? This animal has repeatedly and intentionally drawn blood and you keep it around?

That would be a game-ender for me.


The leg "kneeding" thing is a sign of affection and acceptance. The snagging my testicles is accidental.
So naive...




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"kneading" yes. "Bleeding" no. No exceptions.




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What to do while waiting for new cat pics:

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The 8 second pause in the middle of it is hilarious!
 
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"Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like it's victorious." ~Anonymous
 
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Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
 
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Vota por un gato.



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Well, I guess if Reagan can move from show business to politics, Morris the Cat might do just fine.
 
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