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My job requires a doctor's note after 3 consecutive sick days

Maybe tell them your religion doesn't allow you to go see a Wizard-I mean, Doctor.



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Posts: 3951 | Location: Oklahoma | Registered: October 11, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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My work tried the same crap.....told them I would happily go to the Dr as long as they paid the bill and travel time.


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Just sign a note "Doctor Dad" on Sig stationary "come SEE me if you have any questions".
 
Posts: 16591 | Location: Houston, TX | Registered: June 11, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Make up some doc-in-a-box stationary (using actual business info) on your computer and generate all the notes you need.

They aren’t going to call to verify because they know no medical facility would share info.

It isn’t anymore complicated than turning in a note from your parent when sick in high school. Always write your own, even when really sick and not just skipping.

If every note they have on file is a “forgery”, they don’t have anything real to compare it too.





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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???



 
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Originally posted by 911Boss:
Make up some doc-in-a-box stationary (using actual business info) on your computer and generate all the notes you need.

They aren’t going to call to verify because they know no medical facility would share info.

It isn’t anymore complicated than turning in a note from your parent when sick in high school. Always write your own, even when really sick and not just skipping.

If every note they have on file is a “forgery”, they don’t have anything real to compare it too.
It looks even more official if you FAX it to them. I send FAX stuff for free, using https://www.gotfreefax.com.



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Just be sure to use spell check and proper grammar. LOL
 
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Just be sure to use spell check and proper grammar. LOL


Our Dr. note policy is much more generous than the OPs, but I'm the one that gets to see all the Dr. Notes that are brought in. I promise, spelling and grammar perfection in these notes is not necessary. I'm honestly surprised by some of the language I see from professionals in the excuses.

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"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
 
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Just be sure to use spell check and proper grammar. LOL
If you're masquerading as a doctor's office, neither spelling nor grammar needs to be correct.

You'll want a phone number for the letterhead. Find one that is always busy, or has recently been disconnected. That will frustrate anybody who is foolish enough to try to call it.



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Posts: 20311 | Location: Central Florida (near Orlando) | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Notes like" He is on his period", generally do not pass muster, even if grammar is correct.
 
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Don't write "Signed, Epstein's Mother" on your fake note.
 
Posts: 21877 | Location: Johnson City/Elizabethton, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We have had sick time abusers forced to get notes before. They get overtime to go and get them since they're being forced to go, usually outside of work hours, by the department. We sure showed them.
 
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Don't write "Signed, Epstein's Mother" on your fake note.


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