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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
That burger is tits.
Well...maybe now it will go tits up.



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Well, I'm no doctor and I don't even play one on TV, but 18 million times more of anything seems like a lot.
 
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Well that gives new meaning to the phrase "grow a pair", doesn't it?
 
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In my opinion they aren't bad.... with ketchup... just about the same as any other fast food burger....

then again if you think about it too hard you'll realize a real burger is also 'plant based'.... what the hell did the cow eat?
 
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'Finally, the doctor explains the radically high amount of estrogen featured in each burger.

“The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote Stangle. “That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper.”
He went on to compare the level of estrogen in the Impossible Burger to soy milk, writing that eating four of the vegetable burgers daily would result in a human male growing breasts:
Just six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill."

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'Finally, the doctor explains the radically high amount of estrogen featured in each burger.

“The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote Stangle. “That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper.”
He went on to compare the level of estrogen in the Impossible Burger to soy milk, writing that eating four of the vegetable burgers daily would result in a human male growing breasts:
Just six glasses of soy milk per day has enough estrogen to grow boobs on a male. That’s the equivalent of eating four impossible whoppers per day. You would have to eat 880 pounds of beef from an implanted steer to equal the amount of estrogen in one birth control pill."

Eek


Most vegans are tits already
 
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Well, that explains my man boobs.....

I'm still trying to find a good Bro-zear.
 
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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8 [/FLASH_VIDEO]

Man boobs, YIKES!!
 
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Well, that explains my man boobs.....

I'm still trying to find a good Bro-zear.
Get a hold of Cosmo Kramer or Frank Costanza. They'll hook you up...



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Needs a check up
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I tried it. The aftertaste is like paint. Yes paint. And why do I know this. I’m not sure but the tang is bad. My son spit it out, I wanted to but didn’t.


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Processing soy to make it human digestible creates synthetic estrogens, which tells me that anyone touting soy as a "healthy" alternative to meat is insane.

Is there a limit to the amount of estrogen allowed in food? Artificial sweeteners get a bad rap and are accused of all sorts of health effects that have no scientific proof, but we KNOW that excess estrogen will cause harm to men, and especially to developing boys, and also increase the chances of early-onset puberty in girls, among other things.
 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Look, if you want to eat plants, eat plants. But don't try to make plants into something they aren't.
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I tried it. The aftertaste is like paint. Yes paint.

If the picture two posts below yours is correct, I can see how it would. Also, unless it is cooked on a grill separate from the meats, I can't see it appealing to vegans.
 
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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
Well, that explains my man boobs.....

I'm still trying to find a good Bro-zear.
Get a hold of Cosmo Kramer or Frank Costanza. They'll hook you up...


Point of order - it's a Manzier.

 
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