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Originally posted by suthrncop66:
If I work with my hands is that am I doing a hand job?

A little five on one? You’re an animal! Big Grin


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Pass the hand fruit. Don't use the same hand you used for the hand job.
 
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“hand fruit” is a neo-yuppie/millennial term for fruit.


Here's a hand-




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Originally posted by SBrooks:
Why not just ask "Do you want an apple?" or "Do you want a piece of watermelon?" Etc. why replace "apple" with two words ?

(I would have used banana as an example but can't remember if it has an extra N or not :-)


because that may be offensive to the other fruit,

I mean if you handed someone a green apple vs a red apple, that could be offensive, or just plain racist, Roll Eyes



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Does it mean fruit that can readily be eaten in the hand, like an apple, but not an orange?



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I can only hope this trend dies out as fast as it arose.




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Hand fruit!? I'll give ya hand fruit!

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Might be because it all comes from the grocery store ya know.
Cans just appears there or it comes in so many forms one must make it clear "I want to eat it with my hands = hand fruit vrs canned.
 
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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Meat missile.


The turn of phrase coined by Robin Williams is 'heat seeking moisture missile'... but that is eggstremely OT. 'Hand fruit' really is kind of creepy IMO.

"Say there Zonk, would you like a second helping of man corn?"

"No Brog, I am feelin' kinda full. Just gimme a serving of hand fruit for dessert".


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Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Hand Fruit?

Aw great. Now that I know that, I'm dummer.


But at least you're not a drummer.
 
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I love coming to Sigforum because I can learn a little bit of everything on a variety of topics/terms.

This is one topic/term I wish I would have missed.

Plus, I am now going to spend countless hours trying to unlearn this.
 
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This thread makes me want a glass bourbon.


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Hand nuts
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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Hand bacon...also known as "hand meat candy"...best if balanced in both hands so you can walk in a straight line and not stagger...



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Go Vols!
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*scratch balls*
 
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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What in the world?
 
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probably a good thing
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I thought this thread would be about Buddha's Hand Fruit.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hand...iax=images&ia=images
 
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It's the preferred snack of crotch fruit.



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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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Those soccer mom's need some of Deez Nuts.

(Calling it Hand Fruit is one on the dumbest trends I've heard of in a while. Bravo.)
 
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