I wish a dozen plagues upon the asshat who thought it was a good idea to put glitter in gift bag stuffing paper. I look like I stopped in the "gentlemen's" club before heading to the wedding.

The glitter trail will likely span 2 continents as my friends are honeymooning in the South Pacific.

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

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Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

Haha this is awesome

Glitter...the herpes of the craft world.

 
Glitter is for your enemies only. Send them an envelope full of it.
 
My wife used it for a short time with her "crafts". I am finally rid of it, and glad.
 

I arrive for work Friday to see my desk is decorated for my birthday, I graciously thank the girl who did it for not using stripper glitter.

Later, I open a book to read and get a lap full of stripper glitter, bitch!

My sister used to put glitter in my birthday card, I called her explained that if she did it again that all future mail from her would be returned UN opened. Worked for me.

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Originally posted by matthew03:
Later, I open a book to read and get a lap full of stripper glitter

Thank you for a great morning laugh, Matt!

Payback? First saw this in a prank war between the cast of the Walking Dead.

http://www.instructables.com/i...tter-Bomb-Car-Vents/

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Originally posted by matthew03:
Later, I open a book to read and get a lap full of stripper glitter

Thank you for a great morning laugh, Matt!

GLITTER ON CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG


It's on my clothes, in my keyboard, all over my desk and chair and floor and carpet down the hallway.

It's like a blessing of farting unicorns ran through the building.

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That's evil (in the vehicle's air vents).

Me and the wife took to opening Christmas cards on the back patio...

We feel the card...if its "fat" it usually means glitter.

Although I haven't seen one shipped in awhile, I use to see 18" cylinder shipping sleeves with the return address "BIG ASS DILDO.COM", and you could write a personal message to the recipient on the shipping label.

I did a search, and it didn't come up. Do not search for it...

Oh Lord! The wife bought a fake, rotating, lighted Christmas tree. The entire tree is covered with glitter... pretty, sparkly but apparently only half assed glued on glitter.

We have hardwood floors with little beveled edge on each plank. Even the Shark with a beater brush won't suck it all out of the cracks. I fear the living room is lost and is now likely eligible as a superfund site but it's f'ing everywhere to lesser degrees.

Edit to add:
This stuff actually gives Never Seize a run for the money. God help me if they ever cross contaminate...

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Originally posted by 46and2:
That's evil (in the vehicle's air vents).

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Originally posted by Patriot:
Me and the wife took to opening Christmas cards on the back patio...

We feel the card...if its "fat" it usually means glitter.

Actually, I am putting them IN to envelopes.

My kids have learned that if they make a craft at church that involves glitter to throw it away after class, because if they don't I will before we get in the car.

My wife's friend came over one time to help my wife paint my daughter's bedroom (I was not aware they were doing this). She brought paint with glitter in it. She's still not allowed back in the house.