|Hop head |
also sometimes said as
'where yall is'
Supposedly smart people misusing the phrase "it begs the question" rather than using "it raises the question".
"Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems" --Homer J. Simpson
Formally known as vs formerly...
While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
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|On the DL|
Formally known as “Sir Schmuck,” formerly known as “Putz.”
A mind is a terrible thing.
|Not really from Vienna|
“Waste band” as opposed to “waist band”.
|Bookers Bourbon |
and a good cigar
I've listened to a few waste bands.
AN ENCROACHMENT ON THE RIGHTS OF ONE OF US IS AN ENCROACHMENT ON THE RIGHTS OF ALL OF US.
'Muzzle breaks' used (incorrectly) instead of (correctly) 'muzzle brakes'
'Sites' (which are physical places or web addresses), instead of 'sights' (which are what you use to hit a target or things/places you look at)
'Walla!' - which is a nonsense word, instead of 'Voila!' which is a word used to denote surprise or 'behold!'; Sometimes 'Viola!' - which is a bigger version of a violin.
'Per Say' which is again, nonsense, instead of correctly, 'Per se', which is latin for 'by itself' or, 'in itself'This message has been edited. Last edited by: Pyker,
i.e. when it should be e.g..
|I can't tell if I'm |
tired, or just lazy
Or vice versa. Those are two easy ones to get confused.
"The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living."
| Get my pies|
outta the oven!
I have a co-worker who likes to tell people that "it's a mute point".
He does it both in person and in email.
My wife often asks if the hot water heater is out of hot water. She hates it when I reply that “We don’t have a hot water heater, but the cold water heater is a little behind.”
Have you ever been asked to unthaw the turkey the day before Thanksgiving dinner? I used to get asked to do that every year. She was surprised when the turkey remained in the freezer.
On a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.
"I'm going to lay down for awhile."
But that doesn't bother me one bit.
I've seen tons of online dating profiles from women who insist that the people they date know the difference between there/their/they're and your/you're, etc. If something like that bothers you that much, that's just the tip of the iceberg and I have no interest.
Facts don't care about your feelings.
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